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My cat has paranormal powers

Something very strange just happened. Sitting here at my computer, I noticed the cat staring at the hallway carpet. Then it moved all by itself: It slid sideways a few inches. I’m not kidding. I don’t believe in this stuff, but I know what I saw.

My cat goes by many names, or rather I call him many names, some vulgar, but I think I should try him out on spoons, and if he can bend spoons with his cat mind, I may name him “Uri Geller.” (Photo: Mentalist cat)

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