“I tell you what, I’ve been in combat. I’ve seen it. I’ve been close to it. And if my unit is in danger and I got a captured guy and the guy knows where the enemy is and I’m looking him in the eye, the guy better tell me. That’s all I’m gonna tell you. If it’s life or death, he’s going first.” — Bill O’Reilly, on his radio show.
The problem is, 
Bill O’Reilly never served in the military.
Photo: Bill O’Reilly, make-believe military veteran.
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