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What happens when too many people are herded through art museums?
RAGE
So what to do? Art, after all, isn’t football. We can’t just raise the ticket prices till the hoi poloi and unentranced spend their money at the cinema because the museum is too expensive!
There are alterenatives
Imagine … art stadiums where the celebrated works rotate 360 and fins watch them with binocs!
Maybe the real answer is to have a booth with celebrities to sign autographs. The autograph lines would relieve the lines waiting to contemplate the water lillies!