Lawyer jargon

Duck LawLawyer: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
The Devil: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Lawyer: Sorry I meant why have you appeared here?
The Devil: You summoned me!

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  1. Roger Rabbit #

    You don’t understand. We lawyers have to talk like that so you’ll pay us to explain to you what it means.