TA Contributor, Mark Adams, has discovered that the “person of the Year” announcement by Time Magazine was a fake news output. The original and corrected cover, released jointly by Time, Inc. and TA, shows the prestigious award going to the President of Ukraine. The conspirators in this [...]
Posts Tagged ‘April 1’
BREAKING FUTURE NEWS: Three monarchies celebrate 2222022.
THE GRAND ALLIANCE CELEBRATED BY GIFT OF WALL SIZE PAINTING TO THE BRITISH MUSEUM TA News, London, December 13, 2030. The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has presented a major art work to the British Museum for permanent exhibit. The piece, commissioned by the Saudi King and the work of Saudi artist Sam[...]
November 12th, 2019 - 10:15 pm § in Donald Trump
SOUVENIR OF AMERICA’S IMPEACHMENT
For Sale on eBay. $112 Pinback of famous sculpture by Tramina Gaerrety, erected in 2046 before great DC Earthquake.[...]
October 30th, 2019 - 1:39 am § in Donald Trump
TRUMP CHOOSES SURPRISE VENUE FOR G7!
The choice of the iconic Playboy Club came after an exhaustve search for alternatives. Following the scandal about Mr. Trump’s choice of his Doral property, choice of any Trump property to host the G7 became untenable. The property had to be exceptional, agreeable to Mr. Trump’s standa[...]
October 14th, 2019 - 9:29 am § in Donald Trump
BE AFRAID, VERY AFRAID! TRUMP’S VIDEO
As shown last week at Mar a Lago The Trump campaign, after this was shown and widely distributed.[...]
October 14th, 2019 - 1:52 am § in America, Donald Trump
A Northwest View of Trump Derangement Syndrome
Trump Derangment Syndrome is not new. Peoples in all cultures have fables of wild men, mad monsters who inhabit the edges of where we live. Some of these are mythical, others derive from history as in today’s Germany with its nightmare dreams about Hitler or medieval Europe where there was [...]
September 22nd, 2019 - 11:37 am § in Misc.
America’s can opener crisis
No, that’s not a metaphor. I’m talking about can openers. The gadgets used to open cans. America is facing a can opener crisis. We can’t get good can openers anymore. The can openers available now are junk. They don’t work and they don’t last. You used to be able to buy[...]
September 22nd, 2019 - 1:51 am § in Christianity
SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Did Jesus Defecate?
IS DEFECATION A SIN? APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE THINK SO. The Daily Beast asks this question under the heading, “Did Jesus Poop?” Avant News, a future news site, recently reported that a year from now, August 29, 2020, the Holy See announced the discovery of a fossilized lump of human fe[...]
September 21st, 2019 - 11:13 am § in Donald Trump
(TA BREAKING NEWS) Whistleblower Identified by TAN
(TA BREAKING NEWS) In an astonishing breakthrough, image analysts at TABN, the investigative arm of TOX News) has discovered that John Bolton is the whistleblower who “outed” Mr. Trump’s phone calls with Oleksiy Honcharuk the Prime Minister of Ukraine and former political comedia[...]