Posts Tagged ‘April 1’

April 1st, 2019 - 5:25 pm § in Misc.

21st Century Fox to Remake “My Fair Lady!”


April 1st, 2019 - 9:10 am § in Misc.

BREAKING NEWS: THE-Ave.US Discovers the missing Leonardo!

(TA News, ABU DHABI, United Arab Emirates, April 1, 2019) —  Back in November 2017, “Salvator Mundi” at auction for $450.3 million to a mystery builder.  Then, the painting disappeared. Agents working for TAN and FFNO, the news agencies of THE-Ave, have found the missing Leonardo!.  Strange[...]

April 1st, 2019 - 1:29 am § in Misc.

BREAKING NEWS: USSF Announces Plans For First True Space Ship

(TA News, April 1, 2027) In a news conference Today, Vice President Ted Cruz announced that the United States Space Force is committed to building its first true space ship, the USSF Donald Trump.  In turning the podium over to Mr. Cruz, President Michelle Malkin said she was proud that the ship wo[...]

March 28th, 2019 - 9:38 am § in America

U.S. Projected to Add 1.5 Billion Illegal Aliens to Population this Year

(Story adapted in a spirit of sarcasm from original text on Breitbart)  The United States is projected to add about 1,500,000,000 illegal aliens to the American population by the end of the year, should current rates of Catch and Release, border crossings, and visa overstays pan out. This year, the[...]

March 28th, 2019 - 8:27 am § in Donald Trump

The Horror Show


March 25th, 2019 - 9:21 am § in Misc.

THE-Ave Challenge: What actor will play Donald Trump?

Should  Lawrence Tureaud play Donald Trump in the upcoming Neflix biopic “COURAGE”?[...]

March 21st, 2019 - 3:25 am § in Misc.

Volunteers arrive at wall

(TA News, Mexican Border, Nogales, Arizona, USA; 3-20-19)  The first group of redhat volunteers have arrived in Nogales to help build the Great Wall.  Eric Trump, Jr. the leader of the group, says they plan to add concrete layers to the existing slat fence.  The volunteers are unpaid but have bee[...]

March 17th, 2019 - 9:59 am § in Misc.

RedHat News: Free Speech after Christchurch


March 8th, 2019 - 12:21 am § in Misc.

Is This Trump’s MARK?


March 7th, 2019 - 2:10 pm § in Environment

Gangster Style Catches on With Trendy Leaders

(TA News, 3-1-2019, Hanoi, Vietnam)  Once again the Dear Leader, Kim Jun Un has taken the lead!  During their brief peace meeting in Hanoi Vietnam, President Trump was invited by the Dear Leader to review Chairman Kim’s state security troops. The two leaders walked in front of the Red Guard,[...]