Posts Tagged ‘April 1’

March 25th, 2020 - 8:47 am § in Donald Trump, Hypocrisy

TRUMP 2020: First Premium of New Campaign

Congratulations!  As one of the pioneer donors for my historic election in 2016, I want to thank you and offer you this wonderful painting by my cousin Regina von Drumpf. Regina, as you can see is a fine artist and has captured the first flight Melania and I  made on our new plane! Isn’t she[...]

March 20th, 2020 - 1:54 am § in Misc.

How to spell uell

  English is a fonetic langwitch. While claimink a mere 26 letters, there are as many dipthongs as there are bikinis on the beach in Fort Lodderdale.  From psychiatry to enough, wimen to Gloster, chaos reigns.  Happy Uell[...]

March 18th, 2020 - 12:21 pm § in China

China Shows Magic Powers of Its 737 Competitor!

The C919 can be INVISIBLE at night!  Imagine this in a stealth bomber![...]

March 12th, 2020 - 8:16 am § in Misc.

THE-Ave Challenge

What divorcee said “Don’t get mad, get everything”“[...]

February 29th, 2020 - 9:37 am § in Misc.

FREUDIAN SLIP: Saudi Prince Congratulates Trump for Killing Adnan Kashoggi

Crown Prince congratulates Trump for US killing of Adnan Kashoggi In a bizarre Freudian slip, the Saudi News site “Aran News” today announced the Crown Prince Muhamab “bone saw” ibn Salman sent congratulations to President Trump. In the news piece on their website.  Saudi Ar[...]

February 28th, 2020 - 11:26 am § in Misc.

Up, Up and Away!

Elon Musk’s STARSHIP reusable space rocket looks surprisingly familiar!  I think the design is copied from Tom Corbett, Space Ranger! The new rocket is cheap too!  A LAUNCH IS SUPPOSED TO COST ONLY $2 MiLLIONS!  And that is dollars, not space credits! SpaceX CEO Elon Musk  describes STARSH[...]

February 22nd, 2020 - 12:51 am § in Donald Trump

NETFLIX and Martin Scorsese announce a remake of “The Godfather”

After his great success using CGI to show his actors at different ages in The Irishman, Martin Scorsese is beginning production of The Godfather, Book Two. Book Two uses CGI to combine performances by current figures with classical acting from the original Godfather.  In this scene, William Barr pl[...]

February 21st, 2020 - 1:12 am § in Misc.

BREAKING NEWS> Where Vancouver’s New Windsors Will Live!

Goodbye, your royal highnesses. Welcome Harry and Meghan to your new home on Vancouver Island! The couple will no longer use the prestigious titles His Royal Highness and Her Royal Highness, but they are not being stripped of them. Harry will remain a prince and sixth in line to the British throne. [...]

February 18th, 2020 - 10:53 am § in Misc.

Committee to ReElect The President Buys Former Casino Property, Shows Plans for Presidential Library

Sheldon Adelson, chair of The Committee to ReElect Donald Trump as President has announced that the Committee will build the President’s library on the site of the Taj Majal in Atlantic City, New Jersey. The purchase price is said to be a modest $115 million  for the site now owned by a Flori[...]

February 9th, 2020 - 10:35 am § in Donald Trump

The True Story of Trump’s Tan

TA News, 2-9-20  The Plam Beach affiliate of TA has the true story of Trump’s tan. Trump sent off a storm of tweets blasting photos showing his ‘tan’ line. The photo, circulated on Twitter Friday, showed the elderly President with his hair swept back — and an orange-colored tan line sur[...]