Posts Tagged ‘satire’

December 2nd, 2022 - 1:54 pm § in Humor, Law and Courts, Politics, Republicans

Loren Culp’s crappy police work in child sex case settled for $275,000

A story in the Spokane Spokesman-Review in July 2020 reported (here), “In a long-running lawsuit, a woman accuses police and deputies in Ferry County of failing to properly investigate when she reported a pattern of rape and molestation spanning 12 years of her childhood. Among the defendants[...]

November 19th, 2022 - 6:54 pm § in Humor

Jurassic Kitty (video)

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September 15th, 2022 - 9:33 pm § in Humor, Russia

Would you fly on this airline?

Russian regional airlines were bleeding money, so they fired their mechanics. Now Russia’s Transport Ministry wants pilots to maintain their planes themselves (see story here). That could be tricky, as Western sanctions have cut them off from spare parts. But this doesn’t actually chang[...]

September 6th, 2022 - 12:21 am § in Humor, Politics

Lawyer advertising

I fished this out of a website called “Good Liars,” who basically are a pair of guys who prank people who have it coming (hence the “good” in their moniker). No doubt Rudes won’t like this, but he can’t do anything about it, because he’s a public figure. Als[...]

September 2nd, 2022 - 9:59 pm § in Donald Trump, Law and Courts

Would you buy a pardon from this man?

Nobody with a brain thinks the rioters who stormed the Capitol, assaulted police, and threatened to kill government leaders on Jan. 6, 2021, are anything but criminals. But Trump, who incited these people, said on Thursday, September 1, 2022, he will “very, very seriously” consider pardo[...]

September 1st, 2022 - 5:45 pm § in Donald Trump, Humor

Report: After FBI search, Melania needed new underwear

Sources who don’t wish to be named claim Melania Trump (photo below) bought new underwear after the FBI searched Mar-a-Lago for loose top-secret, secure-facility-only, eyes-only government documents (nuclear secrets, names of spies, etc.). According to sources, Melania “hates people touc[...]

August 31st, 2022 - 11:46 pm § in Biden, Donald Trump, Humor, News Media, Politics

Wanna watch some political porn?

From the Guardian (here): “The most recent salvo in the campaign to make Hunter’s lost laptop the new Hillary’s emails may, at least, bring about a moment of joy for the rest of us. Available for download from 7 September, the movie My Son Hunter is a piece of political [trash] porn dedica[...]

August 28th, 2022 - 10:51 pm § in Humor, Misc.

Did they make it to the top?

Seattle’s iconic Space Needle has 832 stairs. If you climb 831 of them, then go down, did you climb the Space Needle? I say NO! you have to climb it again (sign up here), and go all the way to the top, to say you climbed it. Unfair? Life isn’t fair. Photo at left: Members of […][...]

August 26th, 2022 - 12:35 pm § in Donald Trump, Humor

Chrissy vs. Ivanka, ding, Round 1

Whooo boy. While we weren’t watching, Chrissy Teigen and Ivanka Trump were going at it, with Chrissy throwing (and scoring) most or all of the punches. At least, that’s what Jared is saying now. Trying to land some blows of his own, he’s calling Chrissy a “nasty troll” [...]

August 17th, 2022 - 10:44 pm § in Humor, Politics

Are Republicans cannibals?

Look, this isn’t my idea, and I didn’t choose that word, nor is this new. Over 15 years ago, in 2007 to be exact, Huffington Post published an essay titled, “Cannibals on the Right: Republicans Eating Their Own.” Sample quote: “Then the Republican ‘you eat me, tha[...]