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June 29th, 2022 - 5:40 pm § in Biden, Democrats, Donald Trump, Economics, Russia

Who’s to blame for inflation?

Republicans will tell you Biden is. Mark Zandi, a respected economist (bio here), breaks it down in the chart at left. Isn’t it obvious this is all Biden’s fault?¬†Let’s go through it item-by-item. Russian invasion of Ukraine That’s 3.5% right there, and Biden admits it contr[...]

June 29th, 2022 - 11:17 am § in Politics

Florida bans rainbows

So obsessed is Gov. Ron DeSantis with banishing gay people to non-person status that rainbows are now illegal in and near Florida schools. Florida teachers also have to report gay students to the political police for being gay. “Teachers in Orange County, Florida are being told to scrape rainb[...]

June 14th, 2022 - 2:25 am § in Humor, Politics

Why people want to be politicians (video)

Yes, this video is satire — read the description underneath. Don’t take it seriously! Umm … Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]

May 28th, 2022 - 12:49 pm § in Schools & Colleges

Texas school shooting response manual (nsfw)

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May 23rd, 2022 - 7:09 pm § in Humor, Russia

The proper way to lose a war

Putin could learn a thing or two from watching this video. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]

May 10th, 2022 - 1:32 pm § in Humor, Law and Courts, Racism

How to score in a tight baby market

Justices fixing to erase Roe v. Wade from the law have spoken of wanting to increase the “domestic supply of babies” (details here). Apparently there’s a shortage. I didn’t realize there’s an adoption market similar to the real estate market — it’s not somet[...]

May 9th, 2022 - 3:40 am § in Humor, Russia

Is Putin planning to blow himself up?

Ahead of Russia’s Victory Day, which that country celebrates with a giant military parade on May 9 of every year to commemorate Nazi Germany’s surrender, it was thought that Putin would declare victory in the besieged city of Mariupol, declare war against Ukraine (upgrading the current &[...]

May 7th, 2022 - 12:59 am § in Humor, Law and Courts, Politics

Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac killer?

Ted Cruz, who’s never going to be president and opined without evidence that a “liberal” law clerk leaked Justice Alito’s draft opinion overturning Roe v. Wade (see story here), has never denied being the Zodiac Killer. His wife hasn’t denied he’s the Zodiac kille[...]

May 1st, 2022 - 11:19 pm § in Humor, Misc., Russia

What to do if your superyacht is boarded by sanctions police

First, don’t be Russian. If you are, kiss it goodbye. This article probably won’t be of interest to this blog’s readers. But let’s say you’re a rightwing billionaire who came by to read this article, and happen to have $500 million you don’t know what to do with. [...]

April 18th, 2022 - 6:19 pm § in Humor, Misc., Politics

How to launch a conspiracy theory

Ask Peter McIndoe, 23, a former psychology student. He’s an expert on this. Not intentionally. After the 2016 election, which Trump won, there were protests. During the Women’s March, McIndoe saw ‚Äúcounterprotesters, who were older, bigger white men” who he felt “had no busi[...]