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Posts Tagged ‘satire’
June 30th, 2016 - 2:38 pm § in Donald Trump, Misc.
Trump Vetts Christie for Veep
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R), once a rival to presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, has emerged as a contender to become Trump’s vice presidential running mate. Christie, who endorsed Trump soon after he ended his own bid for the GOP nomination, is being vetted by those l[...]
SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Trumpisms: Has Donald J. Trump become a born-again Christian?
James C. Dobson, one of America’s leading evangelicals, said Mr. Trump had recently come “to accept a relationship with Christ” and was now “a baby Christian.” Dr. Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family and one of the country’s most prominent social conservatives, gave his account at[...]
June 19th, 2016 - 8:42 am § in Misc., Repugnants
FINALLY .. Progress on gun control
New Bill Requires Background Check For Gun Lobbyists Before Purchasing Congressmen A spokesman for the NRA said, “This is truly a slap in the face to those of us…[...]
April 30th, 2016 - 10:35 am § in Misc.
Astronomers Discover Ninth Planet: President Romney Proposes Mission
Two Caltech astronomers, Mike Brown and Konstantin Batygin, were studying the strange orbits of some ice bound objects, oversized hailstones that are part of the dim and dusty Kuiper Belt of trash that includes Pluto. Pluto, the orb that tuned out to be to small to deserve the lofty title o[...]
April 3rd, 2016 - 8:43 am § in Donald Trump, Misc.
Reductio ad absurdam: we need to confine pregnant women to assure they do nothing to murder their incubus.
St Thomas Acquinas pioneered the use of “reductio ad absurdam” for theological arguement. So .. if a conceptus .. the cell ball we all begin from from, is a baby, then yes abortion is murder. This leads in directions that some may not like. About 1/3 of all conceptions end in a spontaneo[...]
[...] March 23rd, 2016 - 12:38 pm § in Politics, Repugnants
Fake Obama photo provokes outrage among clueless wingnuts
President Obama posing with a Che Guevara t-shirt in Cuba. That’s what this photo purports to be. But the picture is fake, and the poster’s comments are lies. Sid Miller, the slimesucker who posted this on Facebook, is a Republican agriculture commissioner in Texas. Read the story here. [...]
March 23rd, 2016 - 12:32 pm § in Politics
Sawant’s fiance gets cold feet
That’s the rumor floating through downtown Seattle as police try to coax him out of the tree.[...]