Posts Tagged ‘satire’

March 16th, 2023 - 12:08 pm § in Politics, Republicans, Schools & Colleges

Flags of our fathers

Jay Collins (photo, right) is an American hero. A career Army sergeant and Green Beret, he returned to duty after losing a leg in combat (see his bio here). Collins, a Republican, was elected to Florida’s state senate in the state’s 2022 “red wave.” The first-termer is among [...]

March 11th, 2023 - 11:40 pm § in Humor

Jurassic kitty (video)

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February 10th, 2023 - 10:53 pm § in Politics, Republicans

Cher remastered (music video)

Okay, so you’re a Republican and don’t think it’s funny. Republicans have no sense of humor, especially when liberals are laughing at their expense. It’s a free country, they can do their own (although Cher might sue them if they do, but I doubt she’ll sue anybody for t[...]

February 10th, 2023 - 6:52 pm § in Humor

From now on, unidentified balloons will be SHOT DOWN!

This guy’s no fool; he’s got his ID with him, in case he gets pulled over by an F-16. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]

December 2nd, 2022 - 1:54 pm § in Humor, Law and Courts, Politics, Republicans

Loren Culp’s crappy police work in child sex case settled for $275,000

A story in the Spokane Spokesman-Review in July 2020 reported (here), “In a long-running lawsuit, a woman accuses police and deputies in Ferry County of failing to properly investigate when she reported a pattern of rape and molestation spanning 12 years of her childhood.¬†Among the defendants[...]

November 19th, 2022 - 6:54 pm § in Humor

Jurassic Kitty (video)

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September 15th, 2022 - 9:33 pm § in Humor, Russia

Would you fly on this airline?

Russian regional airlines were bleeding money, so they fired their mechanics.¬†Now Russia’s Transport Ministry wants pilots to maintain their planes themselves (see story here). That could be tricky, as Western sanctions have cut them off from spare parts. But this doesn’t actually chang[...]

September 6th, 2022 - 12:21 am § in Humor, Politics

Lawyer advertising

I fished this out of a website called “Good Liars,” who basically are a pair of guys who prank people who have it coming (hence the “good” in their moniker). No doubt Rudes won’t like this, but he can’t do anything about it, because he’s a public figure. Als[...]

September 2nd, 2022 - 9:59 pm § in Donald Trump, Law and Courts

Would you buy a pardon from this man?

Nobody with a brain thinks the rioters who stormed the Capitol, assaulted police, and threatened to kill government leaders on Jan. 6, 2021, are anything but criminals. But Trump, who incited these people, said on Thursday, September 1, 2022, he will “very, very seriously” consider pardo[...]

September 1st, 2022 - 5:45 pm § in Donald Trump, Humor

Report: After FBI search, Melania needed new underwear

Sources who don’t wish to be named claim Melania Trump (photo below) bought new underwear after the FBI searched Mar-a-Lago for loose top-secret, secure-facility-only, eyes-only government documents (nuclear secrets, names of spies, etc.). According to sources, Melania “hates people touc[...]