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September 20th, 2020 - 9:04 am § in America, Misc.

HISTORIC POSTCARDS: January 20, 2024 First Flight of Air Force 1.1 with an Ex President aboard

This historic postcard commemorates three events: 1. The Inauguration of Julian Castro as Americas 46th President and our first Hispanic President 2. The end of the golden era as we now talk about the Great Boom that led to the Second Depression 3. The first official flight of Air Force 1, the offic[...]

August 18th, 2020 - 2:04 pm § in Misc.

Hallelujah, I found a can opener that works!!!

I wrote about America’s can opener crisis 5 years ago here. The under-cabinet electric can opener that came with our house had died long ago, a new one would cost $225, and they don’t make ’em like they used to anyway, so I decided to try something else. What followed was frustrati[...]

July 28th, 2020 - 10:44 pm § in Donald Trump, Politics

Trump’s “No ****, Sherlock!” moment

Trump in a White House briefing: “Nobody likes me,” the president said in a rare moment of self-reflection. “It can only be my personality, that’s all.” Which reminds me of an old political joke. Two congressmen, a novice and a veteran, were flying home. As they approached the novice&#[...]

June 29th, 2020 - 12:52 am § in Donald Trump

Ronald Rump comix

Here and here. Enjoy!  [...]

June 11th, 2020 - 4:48 am § in Environment, The Ave Scene

Rare Gull Sighted In Seattle

Rare breed of flightless gull discovered at Ivar’s Fish Bar   Seattle, WA–A rare breed of flightless seagull, Laridae Obesus, weighing up to 40 lbs, was recently discovered downtown Seattle languishing on the waterfront.[...]

May 5th, 2020 - 1:31 am § in Misc.

Seattle Map

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April 1st, 2020 - 9:54 am § in Hypocrisy

Who Photoshopped the White House photo of Melania Trump’s birthday ?

Melania Finds a Pooka! TA News’ forensic photography unit has solved an enigma.  Last Friday, the White House tweeted a strange photo to celebrate Mrs. Trump’s 49th birthday.  The photo showed Mrs. Trump sitting alone on the far end of a couch and staring into the distance. The rest of[...]

April 1st, 2020 - 2:03 am § in Misc.

APRIL 1 posts on THE-Ave.US

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March 29th, 2020 - 7:57 am § in Jews

Sunday Revelation: San Francisco to Ban Male Jews, Will Not Solve Budget Crisis

Lloyd Schofield, and his supporters, have until April 26 to gather 7,200 valid signatures to ban male circumcision under age 18. Their website is www.sfmgmbill.org. The measure would make it “unlawful to … to circumcise, excise, cut, or mutilate the whole or any part of the foreskin, testicl[...]