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June 29th, 2020 - 12:52 am § in Donald Trump

Ronald Rump comix

Here and here. Enjoy!  [...]

June 11th, 2020 - 4:48 am § in Environment, The Ave Scene

Rare Gull Sighted In Seattle

Rare breed of flightless gull discovered at Ivar’s Fish Bar   Seattle, WA–A rare breed of flightless seagull, Laridae Obesus, weighing up to 40 lbs, was recently discovered downtown Seattle languishing on the waterfront.[...]

May 5th, 2020 - 1:31 am § in Misc.

Seattle Map

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April 1st, 2020 - 9:54 am § in Hypocrisy

Who Photoshopped the White House photo of Melania Trump’s birthday ?

Melania Finds a Pooka! TA News’ forensic photography unit has solved an enigma.  Last Friday, the White House tweeted a strange photo to celebrate Mrs. Trump’s 49th birthday.  The photo showed Mrs. Trump sitting alone on the far end of a couch and staring into the distance. The rest of[...]

April 1st, 2020 - 2:03 am § in Misc.

APRIL 1 posts on THE-Ave.US

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March 29th, 2020 - 7:57 am § in Jews

Sunday Revelation: San Francisco to Ban Male Jews, Will Not Solve Budget Crisis

Lloyd Schofield, and his supporters, have until April 26 to gather 7,200 valid signatures to ban male circumcision under age 18. Their website is www.sfmgmbill.org. The measure would make it “unlawful to … to circumcise, excise, cut, or mutilate the whole or any part of the foreskin, testicl[...]

March 28th, 2020 - 2:00 pm § in Misc.

Two congressmen were flying home to their districts …

… when the young congressman pulled out his wallet, took out a $10 bill, showed it to the old congressman, and said, “I have an idea. What if I write my name on this $10 bill, throw it out the window over my district, and make one of my constituents happy?” The old congressmen nodded [&hel[...]

February 2nd, 2020 - 2:16 am § in Misc.

SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Cogito

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January 10th, 2020 - 12:38 am § in Donald Trump

What Kim Jung Un really thinks of Trump

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