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Posts Tagged ‘Goldfinger’

March 6th, 2016 - 7:06 am § in America, Jews

SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Is Steve Jobs Now a Mormon?

The Mormon Church has the power to bring Apple to the next level …. Godhood for Steve Jobs.  The suggestion is not as incredulous as some might think. After they die, Mormons can progress to being Gods of their own worlds.   The only problem is that Steve Jobs died an atheistic Buddhist. BU[...]

June 25th, 2014 - 11:08 am § in Uncategorized

APPLE’S SURPRISE, The I-Watch is an EAR Ring!

The internet is all agog with rumors about Apple’s latest .. the I-Earring! Rather than a  smartwatch, Apple’s new wonder is meant for your ear! The petite device, featuring a synthetic diamond in the shape of the Apple logo,  will include over ten sensors, where some sensors will be d[...]

April 18th, 2014 - 1:09 pm § in Misc.

APPLESAUCE: Why do I need to give Apple my $*^%% finberprint?

Like millions of others, Fred Kahl never used a passcode on his iPhone. The 48-year-old creative director said it was “kind of a pain in the ass” to punch in those numbers every time he needed his phone. In the meantime, plans for the Goldfinger project by Apple have been held up by poli[...]

April 1st, 2014 - 1:18 am § in Misc.

APPLESAUCE: CharJ ,,, iPAD to charge iPHONES!

AppsRUS, a producer of  iOS apps has worked a miracle … now your iPHONE can be charged just by laying on the screen of your iPAD!  The miracle is called Charj. According to , Tstevan Sboj, principle scientist for AppsRUS, as “virtualized the technology found in products like the Powerm[...]

January 1st, 2014 - 1:32 pm § in Misc.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

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December 27th, 2013 - 11:46 pm § in America

APPLESAUCE: Apple shareholders want their money!

Despite recent good news that Apple will finally be able to sell its phones in China, the company’s share holders are voting on whether to disburse $50,000,000,000 as dividends. Carl Icahn, a large holder of these shares,.  has urged anybody who does not want the money to raise their hands a[...]

December 7th, 2013 - 11:32 am § in Misc.

PRESIDENT ROMNEY: cutting crime using the sky eye

Oliver North, Secretary of Homeland Security, has announced two technological breakthrough, the Extreme Access System for Entry (EASE) and  Persistent Aerial Reconnaissance & Communication(PARC ), that will allow the Romney Administration to solve the immigration problem’ “These dev[...]

October 21st, 2013 - 5:00 am § in Jews

Who is the Fat Jew?

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April 23rd, 2013 - 12:03 pm § in Misc.

APPLESAUCE

The news from North Korea is hurting Apple.  With Kim Jung Un threatening to bomb everyone and closing the joint factory with Soth Korea, Apple’s pans for Goldfinger and other projects are in swrious jeopardy.  This may explain why Apple’s stock is plummeting.   Accelerated losses, tu[...]