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Posts Tagged ‘April 1’
December 13th, 2020 - 12:50 pm § in Hypocrisy
The Christmas Surprise
On the night before Christmas, the Donald lay awake, OH what what was good friend Kim Jung Un planning for this special day? Was it a chocolate cake? Perhaps a wonderful Hanbok, the silk dress the Donald saw on so many Korean women? Melania would look so lovely in an Hanbok. But what if it was [...]
Live from Musk 1 Moon Shot
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HISTORIC POSTCARDS: January 20, 2024 First Flight of Air Force 1.1 with an Ex President aboard
This historic postcard commemorates three events: 1. The Inauguration of Julian Castro as Americas 46th President and our first Hispanic President 2. The end of the golden era as we now talk about the Great Boom that led to the Second Depression 3. The first official flight of Air Force 1, the offic[...]
August 22nd, 2020 - 4:12 pm § in Misc.
1981 High School Football Team Photo Leaves Little Doubt that Michelle Obama Was Born Michael Robinson
UPDATE: Read more about Mrs. Obama here. WARNING: Before reading this, click here to read more about satire on THE-Ave.US Is Michelle Obama Transgender? [Editor’s Note: August 15, 2014: A google search revealed that Michelle was first outed (as a man) in a story posted on June 30, 2011 by Matt[...]
August 13th, 2020 - 10:36 am § in America
BEYOND KOSHER .. DAMNED PORK!
One Million Moms decried the use of “the d-word” in the ad campaign, One Million Moms has condemned Burger King for use of “profanity” in a commercial. At the 45 second mark, one customer, after sampling Burger King’s Impossible Whopper, the ad says: “Damn, that’s good.” “Burg[...]
July 29th, 2020 - 9:45 pm § in Schools & Colleges, The Ave Scene
Mexico Introduces New Sport .. WALL SCALING
(TA News, Mexico City) OOM .. the Olympic Organization of Mexico, is announcing that it plans to introduce a new sport: WALL SCALING. Years after it was first promised and at a cost of more than $10 million per linear mile, President Donald Trump is confident that his newest stretch of a strengthen[...]