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Posts Tagged ‘April 1’
June 11th, 2020 - 4:48 am § in Environment, The Ave Scene
Rare Gull Sighted In Seattle
Rare breed of flightless gull discovered at Ivar’s Fish Bar Seattle, WA–A rare breed of flightless seagull, Laridae Obesus, weighing up to 40 lbs, was recently discovered downtown Seattle languishing on the waterfront.[...]
U.S., China, Russia and Europe taken by surprise as North Korea lands a man on the Sun
(Rewritten from material obtain with no respect for the original text as posted on an anti Peking Chinese web site.) North Korea’s surprise comes just months after China proclamation of a Lunar Defence Obliteration Zone . The Zone, established following China’s Moon landing, was[...]
April 1st, 2020 - 3:37 pm § in Misc.
BREAKING NEWS: Is “Ultima Thule “Fake News?”
(TA News, 1 Feb. 2019; NASA)”Ultima Thule” looks like a movie prop from Star Wars! Images from the New Horizons probe have been described as “looking like a snow man.” The pictures taken of an asteroid 85.000 miles away are, supposedly, the images of the furthest reaches[...]
April 1st, 2020 - 2:18 pm § in Misc.
As President Trump faces his own tribunal. this holy lamb is giving viewers nightmares.
The painting — also known as”The Adoration of the Mystic Lamb” — represents Jesus, being sacrificed on an altar. And,as President Trump faces his own tribunal. this holy lamb is giving viewers nightmares. The creature’s remarkably human eyes are just a bit too lifelike[...]
April 1st, 2020 - 9:54 am § in Hypocrisy
Who Photoshopped the White House photo of Melania Trump’s birthday ?
Melania Finds a Pooka! TA News’ forensic photography unit has solved an enigma. Last Friday, the White House tweeted a strange photo to celebrate Mrs. Trump’s 49th birthday. The photo showed Mrs. Trump sitting alone on the far end of a couch and staring into the distance. The rest of[...]