Posts Tagged ‘April 1’

January 31st, 2019 - 1:18 am § in America, Hypocrisy

BREAKING NEWS: American Gothic Arrives in the White House

Grant Wood’s inspiration came from his decision to paint the house along with “the kind of people I fancied should live in that house.” (TA News, Jan 31, 19} The President and Mrs. Trump attend a celebration at the Art Institute commemorating  the purchase of a painting by Grant W[...]

January 30th, 2019 - 10:14 am § in Donald Trump

Second INAUGURAL: First Lady Plans Space Pharce Uniforms and Drill Team

The Seapeas’ Drill Leader  will wear a red sash in honor of President Trump. (TA News, Jan 20. 2021) In preparation for her husband’s second inauguration, First Lady Melania Trump is working on a  uniform for our new Space PHarse to wear as they drill to perform at the inaugural.”[...]

January 27th, 2019 - 7:18 pm § in The Ave Scene

Birth of the Crablopa —

(TA News, Seattle 1-27-19) The University of Washington announces that Professor Amphitrite Geōrgíou Demetriádou of Bioengineering and Fisheries has developed a Dungeness crab/Maine lobster hybrid. The new crustacean, said to be delicious and adapted to Northwest waters, is going to be marketed a[...]

January 27th, 2019 - 1:39 am § in Misc.

SUNDAY REVELATIONS: NASA Finds Message From God on Mars

(The Daily Currant) NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave. According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large[...]

January 25th, 2019 - 8:03 am § in Donald Trump, Hypocrisy

Trump Tweets After Arrest of Roger Stone

Trump: “My administration has brought more indictments and convictions vs the DC Swamp than any administration in history! “[...]

January 21st, 2019 - 1:21 am § in Donald Trump

BUY ME!: Hasbro announces WHATTABOUT, “The Games of Trump”

(TA News, Jan 21, 2020)  WHATTABOUT Hasbro, maker of Monopoly,™ has announced a first … WHATTABOUT!  “Whattabout is the first social Monopoly.”   said Brian Goldner. Chairman  of Hasbo.  “The board game will work with your iPhone to offer a real time, cloud based int[...]

January 8th, 2019 - 12:04 am § in Misc.

TRUMP’s Wall: Three Years Later

(TA News, Jan 20, 2022).  Trump’s wall has had no effect on Illegal immigration except to cost about 100 billion dollars to the US economy. The costs to the US economy of Trump’s wall have been massive.  The wall itself has cost 50 billion dollars. Some of that was construction costs b[...]

December 28th, 2018 - 10:43 am § in Misc.

BREAKING NEWS: Trump to offer statehood to Israel and Taiwan

(TA News, White House, 12-28-18)  In a startling development, TA News has learned that President Donald Trump is considering expanding the number of US states. The idea came from the deal Mr. Trump just negotiated to sell Alaska back to Russia.  When consummated that deal will leave the US with o[...]

December 23rd, 2018 - 7:20 am § in Donald Trump

Nancy Reagan Delivers a Wish to Mr. T


December 22nd, 2018 - 1:26 pm § in Donald Trump

Trump designs his wall

Looking for a way to claim victory, Trump said he would accept money for a “Steel Slat Barrier” with spikes on the top, which he said would be just as effective as a “wall” and “at the same time beautiful.” TANEWS reports that the design is favored by Melania.  The First Lady told the P[...]