The Chapel of Russia’s Resurrection in Russia worships Vladimir Putin as the reincarnation of Paul the Apostle. The Chapel is located in Bolshaya Yelnia, near the Volga Riverpreaches that Putin was sent to Russia to to fight the antichrists and prepare for the Second Coming of Chris[...]
Archive for April 1st, 2014
April 1st, 2014 - 11:10 am § in Misc.
Ode to Oso
Conservative blogger “Pudge” sings ode to town lost in Washington’s mudslide![...]
April 1st, 2014 - 11:02 am § in Misc.
Hot Dog Heaven
Hungry black hole sucks up weight of 100 billion billion hot dogs a minute[...]
William Shattner to Play His Own Great, Great Grandfather in Star Trek pre-pre-pre-re-
William Shattner has been chosen to play former Ukraine President Viktor Yanukovych in the new movie: STAR TREK ORIGINS: The Ultimate Prequel. In the movie, Mr. Shatner,as an elderly Admiral Kirk travels, back in time to advise his ancestor to resign so that Yankovych’s own son can go on to [...]
April 1st, 2014 - 9:08 am § in Uncategorized
SAM Gets More Free Stuff to Put in its Sculpture Garden!
NO JOKE! New York apparently got tired of looking at listening to this thing. Some rich person bought this thing by a popular Spanish sculptor Jaume Plensa. Plensa created the forty-four feet tall monolithic sculpture, ” Echo” for Madison Square Park, NY. He claims it depicts a[...]
April 1st, 2014 - 6:38 am § in Misc.
Darcy’s Dream Comes True!
NOT A JOKE! App Lets You Boycott Koch Brothers Remember Darcy Burner? She was Goldy’s (and other liberals’) favorite candidate first to run against Reichert and then to run against Delbene. Darcy is a good person, and idealist, but more than a bit doctrinaire for the middle-of-the-road[...]
April 1st, 2014 - 4:58 am § in The Ave Scene
Paul Allen Replaces Old Island Off Of Anacortes
BUILDS An Island! This One Is Not Limited to Puget Sound! (TANews, Seattle) Having sold off his island off of Anacortes, billionaire Paul Allen has replaced it with a magnificent new “floating city” .. also called Allen Island. While the previous Allen Island was part of Washington[...]
April 1st, 2014 - 3:41 am § in Misc.
Apple Releases The iTattoo
235 Programmable Tattoo System $149.99 from ThinkGeek » NOTE: To everyone who keeps emailing us to reveal “the truth” about this product, please conserve your time and effort; trust us, we are well aware of the month and day on which ThinkGeek released their groundbreaking tattoo…[...]