Sure, if the psychopath down the street laces it with strychnine. But that aside, can you overdose on it? How much would kill you? The American Chemical Society calculates 262 “fun-sized” candy bars or 1,627 pieces of candy corn will deep-six the “average” person. What is &[...]
Posts Tagged ‘satire’
You’d think she killed somebody
From the U.K.-based tabloid Daily Mail, on Thursday, October 21, 2021 (here): “Republicans are telling Meghan Markle to ‘stick to acting’ and daring the royal family to strip her of her title after she wrote a letter to Democrat House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Sen. Majority Lea[...]
Wyoming’s legislative emergency
The emergency is vaccine mandates. And a special session is being convened to pass GOP-sponsored bills which “call for banning vaccine passports and enacting $500,000 fines for companies that fire, demote, promote, compensate or refuse to hire an individual based on whether they are inoculated[...]
Should this U.S. Senator be tried for murder?
Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI), already infamous for his anti-vax antics, was torched Sunday, October 17, 2021, on MSNBC for telling Fox News host Maria Bartiromo, herself a piece of work, “that coronavirus vaccines are ‘experimental’ and ivermectin … is not being promoted as a COVI[...]
October 11th, 2021 - 10:10 pm § in Schools & Colleges
Will Jon Gruden be WSU’s next football coach?
WSU may soon be looking for a football coach. Jon Gruden, late of the Las Vegas Raiders, is looking for a job. It almost seems a natural matchup. Gruden has college coaching experience (details here), and would also bring an NFL perspective to the job, ideal for WSU players with pro aspirations. And[...]
October 9th, 2021 - 12:18 pm § in Health
Covid-19 decimates third-world countries
See map below for third-world countries (pictured in red) decimated by the Covid-19 pandemic. What you actually see is the pandemic has hit the western hemisphere hard, except — strangely — for Central America. And, of course, Canada where people are more sensible than Americans. Return [...]
Democrats demand recount after losing baseball game
Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
Seattle Times drives WSU president to drink
Despite the governor’s mandate, WSU football coach Nick Rolovich isn’t vaccinated. WSU President Kirk Schulz (photo below) admitted it during a faculty meeting, a Spokane TV station reported on Friday, September 24, 2021, noting that Gov. Inslee has mandated that “all state workers[...]
September 17th, 2021 - 7:56 pm § in Humor
Texas women’s rights council
Just kidding. Texas Republicans aren’t like the Taliban. They let women leave. Read story here. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]