Growing up in my hometown, Ibusa, Nigeria, there is a refrain you hear over and over as a kid – “My father’s farm is bigger than yours,” which is always met with, “If you haven’t been to another farm, you think your father’s farm is bigger.” In high sc[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Commentary by Chinazor’
Commentary by Chinazor: The Nigerian Porsche
Bisi Ezerioha (born January 6, 1972) a.k.a. Ndubisi Ezerioha, designs and builds his own engine and he drives the cars he puts them in- no. He races the cars he puts them in. He knows every detail about mechanical engineering as well as chemical engineering. If I may toot my horn here, I have the[...]
Just leaked: It’s Pence
Chinazor Onianwah TRUMP-PENCE Even Donald Trump can’t keep his own secret. The big bombshell everyone is waiting for is that Donald Trump has never paid taxes to Uncle Sam for five years. I guess he didn’t know that the roads leading to his Manhattan office, the airports where his p[...]
SUNDAY REVELATIONS
Chinazor Onianwah In Nigeria, Christianity is an art. And the most successful preachers are those who can deliver the sermon in vivid imagery like a griot beguiles his audience and they see him as the manifestation of God. In thinking God is awesome, it is their pastor that is awesome. In thinking[...]
Chinazor: What a Nigerian Thinks of Brexit
The Brexit vote, the morning after is beginning to look like a nightmarish sexual encounter with a very cute guy. Probably no regrets, but was it really worth shaving the pubic hair, especially now that the bush is making a come back?[...]
Chinazor: Buhari is a disaster
I was engaged in a debate with my cousin, Ken Eso Adigwu all night yesterday. He is diabolically in love with this man which is quite sad. He thinks any critic of Buhari is born out of hatred. No! It’s hatred of your country to condone mediocrity, folks. Buhari Is Nigeria’s Problem, Not Its [...]
Chinazor: In defence of Polygamy
Chinazor Onianwah shared Bittersweet Uganda‘s video. As long as they were not coerced and they have a good education, and of sane mind, and not subject to abuse and are capable of earning and keeping their own income, I’d say this union is triple blessed. There is strength in numbers. A [...]
CHINAZOR: As Ramadan Begins The Contrast Between Trump and Muhamad Ali is Haunting
What can be more apropos than Muhamed Ali passing early on Saturday. Right in the middle of the three days of the biggest lies ever told on a regular basis – This was the Friday before Ramadan, On Fridays, Muslims gather at Mosques to proclaim God’s mercy and peace upon everyone. But s[...]
Why Trump wants the job
Chinazor Onianwah Trump only has a staff of 70 with no campaign office compared to Hillary Clinton with a staff of 700 and offices in the 50 states. Folks, let me break it down to where the goat can reach it: DONALD TRUMP IS BROKE. This run for the White House is supposed to be […][...]
Chinazor: Where did the meat go?
· Only in Nigeria can you offer three of these for dinner of 20 guests, and you still get a complaint that they ran out of meat to serve. That is how you spell corruption in Nigeria. Where did the meat go? Who has the meat? Why is the meat missing? What happened to the […][...]