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Posts Tagged ‘April 1’
TRUMP REPLACES BOLTON WITH CIA SECRET AGENT STEPHEN JENNINGS
(TOX BREAKING NEWS) After an intense NATIONAL search, President Trump has identified his new national security adviser, Stephen Jennings. A uniquely qualified man, the President said. Although not as yet well known nationally, Mr. Jennings is well known in Oklahoma and Kentucky for his startling w[...]
The Asiani: Russia and China Create New Reserve Currency
α Russia, China sign deal to bypass US dollar With the Euro threatened by Brexit and the US dollar in the dubious hands of Donald Trump,. Russia and China have created the Asiani, a new currency to replace US global financial hegemony and a signal of Russian-Chinese rapprochement AMERICA.ALJAZEER[...]
Amazon HQ2 Locates in Kennewick .. with wine!
Amazon plans a job fair this May 12 to hire its first 100 full-time staff for the new HQ2 from our local workers! (Tri-City Herald) The world, especially Seattle’s world, was astonished when Mr. Bezos announced that Amazon would open its new wpr;d wide headquaters 2,” in Kennewick, WA.[...]
TRUMP 2020: First Premium of New Campaign
Congratulations! As one of the pioneer donors for my historic election in 2016, I want to thank you and offer you this wonderful painting by my cousin Regina von Drumpf. Regina, as you can see is a fine artist and has captured the first flight Melania and I made on our new plane! Isn’t she[...]
How to spell uell
English is a fonetic langwitch. While claimink a mere 26 letters, there are as many dipthongs as there are bikinis on the beach in Fort Lodderdale. From psychiatry to enough, wimen to Gloster, chaos reigns. Happy Uell[...]
China Shows Magic Powers of Its 737 Competitor!
The C919 can be INVISIBLE at night! Imagine this in a stealth bomber![...]
April 1: Classical Humor
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