Like millions of others, Fred Kahl never used a passcode on his iPhone. The 48-year-old creative director said it was “kind of a pain in the ass” to punch in those numbers every time he needed his phone. In the meantime, plans for the Goldfinger project by Apple have been held up by poli[...]
Posts Tagged ‘Applesauce’
April 1st, 2014 - 3:36 pm § in Politics
APPLESAUCE: Shareholders want their money!
(TANews) Kim Jung Un, the Great Dear Leader if North Korea and a one of Apple’s largest secret shareholders, has threated to vote with Carl Icahn that Apple buy back $50,000,000,ooo in shares unless it completes the now stalled Goldfinger project. Tim Cook stopped the project when Jang Kh[...]
April 1st, 2014 - 3:41 am § in Misc.
Apple Releases The iTattoo
235 Programmable Tattoo System $149.99 from ThinkGeek » NOTE: To everyone who keeps emailing us to reveal “the truth” about this product, please conserve your time and effort; trust us, we are well aware of the month and day on which ThinkGeek released their groundbreaking tattoo…[...]
February 17th, 2014 - 11:05 am § in Misc.
APPLESAUCE: Applemania defined as a mental illness
Apple faithful admit to ‘blind loyalty’ to iPhone A survey suggests that iPhone owners are suffering from what the study’s creator calls “blind loyalty.”… Read more[...]
February 11th, 2014 - 4:30 pm § in The Ave Scene
Googling Google: Losing $10,000,000,000 did not take long!
STEVE BALMER MAY BE LOOKIN GOOD! Google sold Motorola to Lenovo for $2.9B The deal marks one of the worst investments in Google’s history. In 2012, Google completed its acquisition of Motorola Mobility for $12.5 billion. At the time, it was thought that the primary reason for the acquisition[...]
APPLESAUCE: How many iPhones will the Chinese buy?
Apple’s iPhone officially launched today on China Mobile, but the world’s largest mobile carrier began accepting preorders for them three weeks ago. While early estimates say initial preorder numbers are high, they’re not quite as high as you’d think given the size of China Mobile. Ed. Part [...]
January 9th, 2014 - 2:49 pm § in Hypocrisy
APPLESAUCE: Apple and North Korea have A Lot in Common
This site appears blocked in the US! Apple’s Broken Promises, Panorama – BBC One An undercover look at what life is like for the workers making the iPhone 6 in China. READMORE abut Apple and North Korea[...]
December 27th, 2013 - 11:46 pm § in America
APPLESAUCE: Apple shareholders want their money!
Despite recent good news that Apple will finally be able to sell its phones in China, the company’s share holders are voting on whether to disburse $50,000,000,000 as dividends. Carl Icahn, a large holder of these shares,. has urged anybody who does not want the money to raise their hands a[...]
The New Microsoft GETS IT!!!
Windows Phone’s goal: Be the go-to OS for the budget-consciousBy eliminating licensing fees for the OS on devices with a screen smaller than 9 inches, Microsoft is placing a bet on rapid expansion over revenue. It appears that Nadella is a very smart fella .. taking lessons from Samsung and fr[...]