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APPLESAUCE: Shareholders want their money!

Apple fingerprint(TANews) Kim Jung Un, the Great Dear Leader if North Korea and a one of Apple’s largest secret shareholders, has threated to vote with Carl Icahn that Apple  buy back $50,000,000,ooo in shares unless it completes the now stalled Goldfinger project.  Tim Cook stopped the project when Jang Khun Li, nephew of executed “Uncle Jang,” told the Guardian that  North Korea was using members of his  family as workers on the Goldfinger assembly line.


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