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April 18th, 2014 - 8:23 am § in Misc.

PRESIDENT ROMNEY: “No Knowledge” of Why Utah Plane is in Tehran

(WhiteHOuse, TA News April 18,2014) Tagg Romney, the spokesperson for the Romney administration, says that the White House is investigating a report in the New York Times about an American plane belonging to a bank in Utah appearing in Tehran.  Mr. Romney said that the FAA had told him that the pla[...]

April 14th, 2014 - 2:38 am § in Jews

PRESIDENT ROMNEY: Surprised, unaware that he now owns Manischewitz

(Face the Nation, 14 April, 2014) On this Sunday’s Face the Nation,  President Romney told David Gregory that he has been completely surprised that the matzos for this year’s White House seder came from a company that the President now owns!  “You know that all of my investments [...]

March 24th, 2014 - 1:10 pm § in America, Russia

PRESIDENT ROMNEY: Unveils Poster “I told you so.”

Romney tells CBS’s “Face the Nation” that Obama’s “naivete” and “faulty judgment” about Russia has led to a number of foreign policy challenges.  The President assured the audience that he is doing “all he can” to persuade Russia not to annex Crimea.  He reminded for[...]

March 20th, 2014 - 12:00 am § in America

PRESIDENT ROMNEY Announces the “Ronnie” … a replacement for the Paper Buck

At his news conference today, Pres. Romney announced the immediate switch from paper currency, the venerable greenback, to a new currency based on what he called “a hard dollar.” The currency,  will be represented by a new coin…  “The Ronnie .”  To assure that these new[...]

March 13th, 2014 - 11:13 am § in Misc.

President Romney Gets Support From CPAC

President Romney, Ambassador Palin speak as CPAC  summit ends (TANews: OXON HILL, Md. )—The nation’s largest annual gathering of conservative activists came to a  finish last Saturday but not before a final group of Republican all-stars took the stage. The President and Vice President joi[...]

March 8th, 2014 - 10:53 am § in Misc., Russia

PRESIDENT ROMNEY: Putin is “un Olympics”

  (TANews)  At his Saturday morning news conference President Romney called out to Vladimir Putin to withdraw from Ukraine.  The President called on Mr., Putin to “Remember the Spirit of Sochi. Invading a neighbor who recently paraded in your own Olympic sports stadium is “un Olym[...]

February 18th, 2014 - 9:10 am § in Misc.

PRESIDENT ROMNEY: …Americans win gold for ice dancing, President says “Let them wear good cotton!”

President Encounters Pantie Protest in Sochi. (Sochi, Feb 16, 2104, TA News) Last night, protesters broke into  a party President Romney was holding in Sochi to celebrate the American gold medal winners for ice dancing, The Russian two women held up lacy panties to protest the Russian ban on non co[...]

February 3rd, 2014 - 12:22 pm § in Misc.

PRESIDENT ROMNEY: Congratulating President Carter

Spokesperson Tagg Romney announced at today’s News Conference that President Romney has sent President Carter congratulations for the former President’s success in eradicating Guinea Worm Disease. Mr. Romney said, “My father the President has asked me to say that “This is a m[...]

January 27th, 2014 - 6:38 am § in America

PRESIDENT ROMNEY: Preparing for the 2016 debates

Faced with a challenge from his own party not seen since  McCarthy and Bobby Kennedy challenged Lyndon Johnson, Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus has expressed a desire to change the debate process before President Romney and his Republican challengers meet in debate. “We [...]

January 23rd, 2014 - 12:20 pm § in America

PRESIDENT ROMNEY:

President Mitt Romney doing the Gangnam dance! Mr. Romney surprised everyone over the weekend by showing up at a conference of  young single adults at Arizona State University. A video of Romney posted by Mormon artist Alex Boye, showed the former Massachusetts governor alongside Boye for a few m[...]