President Romney, visiting the USS GW Bush, announced that the NSA has found a nonintrusive alternative to to snooping on your telephone.[...]
Posts Tagged ‘President Romney’
February 17th, 2015 - 2:23 am § in Misc.
PRESIDENT ROMNEY: Feisty Ambassador to Russia speaks out:
Ambassador Palin has become a heroine in Russia since she and President Putin went to Siberia last year to hunt the now nearly extinct Siberian Tiger. Showing off the tiger meat, Ambassador Palin said she resolves to “eat more meat,” to “help others make the governments as irrele[...]
February 1st, 2015 - 1:13 am § in America
SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Romney’s Choice
Is Mitt Romney Now A Candidate to Become the Prophet of the Church of Latter Day Saints? Despite the remarkable success of his presidency, Mitt Romney has decided not to run for re election. His decision reflects the President’s deep commitment to his Mormon faith. As President of the Unit[...]
November 25th, 2014 - 10:37 am § in America
President Romney: “Dad would have understood”
Romney’s dad once said, “I didn’t say that I didn’t say it. I said that I didn’t say that I said it. I want to make that very clear.”[...]
November 19th, 2014 - 3:59 pm § in Misc.
President Romney Thrilled Us All With His Recitation of the Gettysburg Address
Now that we have a real President, FAUX News is happy. They were outraged, outraged when Obama chose not to attend last year’s Gettysburg address. Reagan did not go. Bushes I and II did not go. JFK did not go. Roosevelt never went, nor Nixon, nor did Billy Bob Clinton. The only president t[...]
November 16th, 2014 - 3:06 pm § in Uncategorized
President Romney Sends Ground Troops To Iraq
President Romney said today the U.S. must send ground troops to Iraq to fight ISIS terrorists. He waffled a lot, saying stuff like, “No one wants that,” and “No one wants to see our ground troops there,” before saying “it would be wrong to rule out ground troops,”[...]
October 11th, 2014 - 11:40 am § in Misc.
Two Presidents Differ on How to use Gitmo
Obama’s Gitmo Provocation: Close IT? Romney’s Gitmo: Quarantine Ebola? [...]
October 10th, 2014 - 8:29 am § in Religion
Again, Non Christians Get Nobel Prize
The Norwegians ignored Vladimir Putin and gave the Nobel prizes to a Muslim and a Hindu. Indian Kailash Satyarthi and Pakistani Malala Yousafzai Win Nobel Peace Prize This is the second time the Norwegians have ignored Mr. Putin, a man who has restored the state and fostered Russian patrioti[...]
October 7th, 2014 - 6:45 pm § in America
PRESIDENT ROMNEY Retasks GITMO to deal with EBOLA.
Surgeon General Benjamin Carson has announced that he will personally travel to Guantanamo to oversee President Romney’s plan to house Americans suffering from Ebola on the Cuban territory. Dr. Carson said this will allow the federal government to fully isolate people from the American popul[...]
May 30th, 2014 - 9:02 am § in Misc.
PRESIDENT ROMNEY: US Chamber of Commerce Recognizes Cuba!
President of U.S. Chamber of Commerce arrives in Cuba President Romney announced today that Thomas J. Donohue, president of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, arrived in Havana, May 27. Donohue and a delegation held talks with Bruno Rodríguez Parrilla, minister of Foreign Relations and Rodrigo Malmie[...]