The internet is all agog with rumors about Apple’s latest .. the I-Earring! Rather than a smartwatch, Apple’s new wonder is meant for your ear! The petite device, featuring a synthetic diamond in the shape of the Apple logo, will include over ten sensors, where some sensors will be d[...]
Posts Tagged ‘humor’
June 24th, 2014 - 12:21 am § in America
Sell Your Wedding Dress On The Web!
Women selling their wedding dresses Preownedweddingdresses. com surveyed 2,766 women aged between 18 and 55. According to the findings, 87 percent of the respondents said they would “definitely” or “maybe” sell their gowns.[...]
May 25th, 2014 - 4:42 am § in Hypocrisy
New Laws From Oklahoma
House Bill 1060 declares Oklahoma laws superior to foreign laws. Tucked within: “No court or arbitrator shall interpret this section to limit the right of any person to the free exercise of religion as guaranteed by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and by the Constitution [...]
May 22nd, 2014 - 7:47 am § in The Ave Scene
BREAKING NEWS: Anacortes
An 85-foot yacht capsized as it was being launched Sunday. The Skagit Valley Herald reports ( http://bit.ly/1oROPaC ) six people were aboard as Northern Marine Industries launched the yacht. Most of the workers got out easily but one was trapped. Rescuers had to chop out a porthole to pull him free[...]
May 8th, 2014 - 12:18 am § in Misc.
The MARINES’ DILEMNA
More than half of female Marines in boot camp can’t do three pull-ups, the minimum standard that was supposed to take effect with the new year. (Bruce Smith / AP) There is an alternative: CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos[...]
April 30th, 2014 - 3:33 am § in Misc.
Now they are stealing road signs!
Highway sign thieves to be shot on sight The state minister for works, has warned against stealing and vandalising road furniture. He said this is likely to increase road accidents on newly constructed roads. The stolen road furniture that was recovered light reflectors, signposts, wire mesh, an[...]
April 25th, 2014 - 3:04 am § in Misc.
THE Ave encourages you to help the GOP!
Dear Reader of THE-Ave.US This is really important. We understand that THE Ave encourages free speech and that includes speech from Republicans even in a liberal bastion like Seattle. You have your finger on the pulse of the political environment in your community – and we need your expertise to h[...]
Why my wife will not eat beans (or rice, or corn) during Pesach
Why Kitniyot Passover Fight Is Literally Full of Beans A take-off from an essay in The Forward. For those who read THE Ave, or just know me, I am (on my father’s side) a Sephard … a descendent of the Jews expelled from Spain by Ferdinand and Isabella. My wife, however is a Rush …[...]