Now that we have a real President, FAUX News is happy. They were outraged, outraged when Obama chose not to attend last year’s Gettysburg address. Reagan did not go. Bushes I and II did not go. JFK did not go. Roosevelt never went, nor Nixon, nor did Billy Bob Clinton. The only president t[...]
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November 19th, 2014 - 3:59 pm § in Misc.
President Romney Thrilled Us All With His Recitation of the Gettysburg Address
PRESIDENT ROMNEY: Who has more billionaires? China or the US?
President Romney Congratulated President Xi Jinping ON china’s Billionaire Status BEIJING, Nov. 19 (Xinhua) — In a personal phone call to China’s President, Mr. Romney shared the good news that China has 157 billionaires as of 2013, ranking second in the number of billionaires wor[...]
November 16th, 2014 - 3:06 pm § in Uncategorized
President Romney Sends Ground Troops To Iraq
President Romney said today the U.S. must send ground troops to Iraq to fight ISIS terrorists. He waffled a lot, saying stuff like, “No one wants that,” and “No one wants to see our ground troops there,” before saying “it would be wrong to rule out ground troops,”[...]
November 5th, 2014 - 11:52 am § in Misc.
PRESIDENT ROMNEY RESPONDS TO CRITICS OF HIS HEATH CARE REFORM
At his news conference today, Mr. Romney joked about his problems with politicians who are mocking the FUHCA: “I know that the Tea Party has united with the Occuopy movement to call FUHCA Rmoneycare. It is easy to make fun of me because I have worked hard to make some money, depute being the[...]
October 7th, 2014 - 6:45 pm § in America
PRESIDENT ROMNEY Retasks GITMO to deal with EBOLA.
Surgeon General Benjamin Carson has announced that he will personally travel to Guantanamo to oversee President Romney’s plan to house Americans suffering from Ebola on the Cuban territory. Dr. Carson said this will allow the federal government to fully isolate people from the American popul[...]
May 30th, 2014 - 9:02 am § in Misc.
PRESIDENT ROMNEY: US Chamber of Commerce Recognizes Cuba!
President of U.S. Chamber of Commerce arrives in Cuba President Romney announced today that Thomas J. Donohue, president of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, arrived in Havana, May 27. Donohue and a delegation held talks with Bruno Rodríguez Parrilla, minister of Foreign Relations and Rodrigo Malmie[...]
May 20th, 2014 - 5:00 am § in Misc.
President Romney:Piracy on the Wane?
A Somali pirate near a hijacked Taiwanese vessel: there has not been a successful hijacking since May 2012, says the UN. Photograph: Farah Abdi Warsameh/AP[...]
April 18th, 2014 - 8:23 am § in Misc.
PRESIDENT ROMNEY: “No Knowledge” of Why Utah Plane is in Tehran
(WhiteHOuse, TA News April 18,2014) Tagg Romney, the spokesperson for the Romney administration, says that the White House is investigating a report in the New York Times about an American plane belonging to a bank in Utah appearing in Tehran. Mr. Romney said that the FAA had told him that the pla[...]
April 17th, 2014 - 8:34 am § in Misc.
PRESIDENT ROMNEY? Why is American Healthcare so expensive?
In response to the latest report that Americans pay more for health care than any other country , Presidential spokesman Tagg Romney said that the American public needs to elect a Republican Senate this year so the Administration can complete the overthrow of Obamacare. Once that is done, Mr,[...]
April 14th, 2014 - 2:38 am § in Jews
PRESIDENT ROMNEY: Surprised, unaware that he now owns Manischewitz
(Face the Nation, 14 April, 2014) On this Sunday’s Face the Nation, President Romney told David Gregory that he has been completely surprised that the matzos for this year’s White House seder came from a company that the President now owns! “You know that all of my investments [...]