POLITICO REPORTS: MR. ROMNEY IS DISAPPOINTED IN THE CANDIDATES VYING TO SUCCEED HIM. After deciding to retire so he could be eligible to become an Apostle of his Church, the debates seem have created a change of heart in Mr. Romney. Reportedly, the President has told close confidants, includin[...]
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August 11th, 2015 - 2:59 am § in Misc.
Trump’s Victory in Debate Leads President Romney To Reconsider Bid For Re-Election
June 20th, 2015 - 2:18 pm § in Misc.
President Romney: Take down the Condeferate Flag
MITT: South Carolina Should Take Down Confederate Flag OK, he is not President and never will be. Neither will any of the 20 clowns running for the GOP nomination get nominated if they take this “strong” stand. [...]
May 8th, 2015 - 3:13 am § in Misc.
PRESIDENT ROMNEY: VE Day ANGER AT NOT BEING INVITED TO PUTIN FUNERAL
Aboard the USS TR Roosevelt A day before President Romney chose the bully pulpit of the USS TR “Teddy” Roosevelt to declare that the US had withdrawn all troops from Germany, the President learned that the new Russian government was had decided to ask Mr. Romney not to attend the funeral[...]
March 9th, 2015 - 7:59 am § in Israel/Palestine, Misc.
PRESIDENT ROMNEY: Welcoming a friend to address Congress
President Romney, “It was a great pleasure today for the President and the Congress to bestow honorary American Citizenship on Prime Minister Netanyahu. Previously only Winston Churchill and Maggie Thatcher have received this honor. ” Notably Ambassador Palin sat in for Vice Presiden[...]
February 23rd, 2015 - 4:39 am § in Misc.
PRESIDENT ROMNEY: An alternative to watching your web
President Romney, visiting the USS GW Bush, announced that the NSA has found a nonintrusive alternative to to snooping on your telephone.[...]
February 19th, 2015 - 10:39 am § in Misc.
President Romney: Corporations Invented the Smile:
President Romney issued a Proclamation declaring today “Smiles Day.” “The new day honors Harvey Ross Ball Today we celebrate the birth of a true American entrepreneur. Mr. Ball improved our word by inventing the smiley face. In 1963 the iconic design was created for State M[...]
February 17th, 2015 - 2:23 am § in Misc.
PRESIDENT ROMNEY: Feisty Ambassador to Russia speaks out:
Ambassador Palin has become a heroine in Russia since she and President Putin went to Siberia last year to hunt the now nearly extinct Siberian Tiger. Showing off the tiger meat, Ambassador Palin said she resolves to “eat more meat,” to “help others make the governments as irrele[...]
January 24th, 2015 - 12:52 am § in Misc.
PRESIDENT ROMNEY celebrates his wife’s horses
Big Hoss Meets The President and First Lady This day last year, Mr. and Mrs Romney lead Clydesdale Horses at a topping out ceremony at The Kelpies in Falkirk, Scotland. Construction work has been completed on Andy Scott’s Kelpies, the world’s largest pair of equine sculptures and one [...]
November 25th, 2014 - 10:37 am § in America
President Romney: “Dad would have understood”
Romney’s dad once said, “I didn’t say that I didn’t say it. I said that I didn’t say that I said it. I want to make that very clear.”[...]