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March 30th, 2014 - 6:34 pm § in The Ave Scene

Oysters on Lake Union?

PUBLICOLA: Aquatic Westward So much of the spotlight shines on the freshly shucked oysters at this beachy North Lake Union destination, a person could miss the crispy ones in the Fried Pacific Oyster Roll, plump inside a housemade roll along with tomato slices, wild greens, fetching fried pickles, a[...]

March 30th, 2014 - 11:52 am § in The Ave Scene

Reasons to love Seattle

READ ABOUT THE MV Gyrfalcon – an 88 foot wooden fantail About the Gyrfalcon The Gyrfalcon is our 88 foot wooden fantail. She was built in Seattle in 1941 for the Coast & Geodesic Survey, and spent the next 20 years doing survey work in Alaska. Since then she has been converted to a private [&h[...]

March 30th, 2014 - 10:52 am § in Misc., Russia

BREAKING NEWS: Don’t worry. Putin prefers chocolate to war.

Petro Poroshenko, Ukraine’s chocolate baron, emerges as leading candidate in residential elections assuming that Putin means what he says about not intending to invade Ukraine.   However, Putin may not mean that he likes Ukrainian chocolate and has actually banned imports of chocolate from Uk[...]

March 30th, 2014 - 4:23 am § in Misc.

SUNDAY REVELATIONS: God Spews: What am I to Do?

Why do you have so much trouble understanding Me? I am what am. I am not good nor bad any more than gravity or evolution are good or bad, I am all, I am truth. The costs of denial of Me are what you call My wrath … White racists denied My truth, and I […][...]

March 30th, 2014 - 4:10 am § in Misc.

The Friends a President Must Make!

One of these berobed men lives in a country that bans Jews from openly wearing kippah or praying, keeps women in purdah  and sponsors terrorism in Syria. The other preaches poverty.[...]

March 30th, 2014 - 3:25 am § in America, Religion

SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Chief Justice for the Vatican Disses President Obama

 Cardinal Raymond Burke, quoted from Vatican City: Just before President Obama’s visit with the Pope. “It is true that the policies of the president of the United States have become progressively more hostile toward Christian civilization. He appears to be a totally secularized man who aggr[...]

March 29th, 2014 - 6:43 pm § in Jews, Misc.

BUCHENWALD 30: Hugh Schwartz

Hugh is my younger brother.  Unfortunately a bad case of sibling rivalry has led him to do some pretty outrageous things including writing very disturbing things, claiming that I hate my father and am out to destroy Hugh.  He has also charged me with theft and being mentally ill. None of that is[...]

March 29th, 2014 - 5:56 pm § in The Ave Scene

THE Ave’s new design

THE Ave has undergone an extensive redesign.   We have three new features: 1. You can now google us directly from either THE-Ave.US or handbill.US.  The new frontpage is actually the blog but will still give access to other pages on THE Ave, including our library and new stand. 2. Just below the [...]