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Posts Tagged ‘Seahawks’
January 29th, 2015 - 2:22 am § in Misc.
SUPERBOWL COUNTDOWN: Seattle Wins!
Paul Bessire’s PredictionMachine.com ran 50,000 simulated games. The PredictionMachine.com used some of the most advanced analytics available , found the Seattle Seahawks winning 57.3 percent of the time. New England Patriots 42.7 percent of the time. The Predictalator calculates that Seahawks[...]
January 28th, 2015 - 12:35 am § in Misc.
SUPERBOWL COUNTDOWN: God Sponsors Superbowl Ad
I am God and I Approve of this Ad! REPOST FROM 2014: It is time that you stop praying to Me for your team to win. American Atheists has launched an anti-prayer billboard directly across from the Super Bowl stadium. But the American Atheists aren’t the first ones to use the Super Bowl to promo[...]
January 27th, 2015 - 1:12 am § in The Ave Scene
SUPERBOWL COUNTDOWN: A Real Seahawk Scratches his Crotch
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January 24th, 2015 - 11:18 am § in America
What Would Washington Say About Deflategate?
Wait, the NFL is a ‘non-profit’ organization? From Daily Kos: If you want your blood to boil, read this piece on how the NFL fleeces taxpayers. It has shit like this: Though Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal claims to be an anti-spending conservative, each year the state of Louisiana forci[...]
January 19th, 2015 - 11:11 am § in Misc.
SCANDAL! Patriots May Have Used Deflated Footballs In AFC Championship
The Seahawks’ resident witch, Murkl Denny, says the Patriots are evil and doomed to lose. Mrs. Denny says she can taste evil. “The Patriots are infested with Tea Party spirits,” the witch said. Mrs. Denny, the descendent of Salem witches, smiled as she placed her curse on T[...]