Sources who don’t wish to be named claim Melania Trump (photo below) bought new underwear after the FBI searched Mar-a-Lago for loose top-secret, secure-facility-only, eyes-only government documents (nuclear secrets, names of spies, etc.). According to sources, Melania “hates people touc[...]
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September 1st, 2022 - 5:45 pm § in Donald Trump, Humor
Report: After FBI search, Melania needed new underwear
Wanna watch some political porn?
From the Guardian (here): “The most recent salvo in the campaign to make Hunter’s lost laptop the new Hillary’s emails may, at least, bring about a moment of joy for the rest of us. Available for download from 7 September, the movie My Son Hunter is a piece of political [trash] porn dedica[...]
Did they make it to the top?
Seattle’s iconic Space Needle has 832 stairs. If you climb 831 of them, then go down, did you climb the Space Needle? I say NO! you have to climb it again (sign up here), and go all the way to the top, to say you climbed it. Unfair? Life isn’t fair. Photo at left: Members of […][...]
August 26th, 2022 - 12:35 pm § in Donald Trump, Humor
Chrissy vs. Ivanka, ding, Round 1
Whooo boy. While we weren’t watching, Chrissy Teigen and Ivanka Trump were going at it, with Chrissy throwing (and scoring) most or all of the punches. At least, that’s what Jared is saying now. Trying to land some blows of his own, he’s calling Chrissy a “nasty troll” [...]
Are Republicans cannibals?
Look, this isn’t my idea, and I didn’t choose that word, nor is this new. Over 15 years ago, in 2007 to be exact, Huffington Post published an essay titled, “Cannibals on the Right: Republicans Eating Their Own.” Sample quote: “Then the Republican ‘you eat me, tha[...]
August 14th, 2022 - 6:27 pm § in Donald Trump, Humor
Contents of Trump’s safe revealed!
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August 1st, 2022 - 2:46 pm § in Donald Trump, Science
Eating hotdogs makes you stupid
A study conducted in Brazil showed people who eat a lot of junk food experience faster mental decline, CNN reported on Monday, August 1, 2022 (see story here). Specifically, study subjects who ate the most “ultraprocessed foods” had a 28% faster rate of global cognitive decline and a 25%[...]
Who’s to blame for inflation?
Republicans will tell you Biden is. Mark Zandi, a respected economist (bio here), breaks it down in the chart at left. Isn’t it obvious this is all Biden’s fault? Let’s go through it item-by-item. Russian invasion of Ukraine That’s 3.5% right there, and Biden admits it contr[...]
June 29th, 2022 - 11:17 am § in Politics
Florida bans rainbows
So obsessed is Gov. Ron DeSantis with banishing gay people to non-person status that rainbows are now illegal in and near Florida schools. Florida teachers also have to report gay students to the political police for being gay. “Teachers in Orange County, Florida are being told to scrape rainb[...]
Why people want to be politicians (video)
Yes, this video is satire — read the description underneath. Don’t take it seriously! Umm … Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]