Calvin Trillin on Mitt as a Ken Doll Mitt Romney As Doll, by Calvin Trillin Yes, Mitt’s so slick of speech and slick of garb, he Reminds us all of Ken, of Ken and Barbie — So quick to shed his moderate regalia, He may, like Ken, be lacking genitalia. reposted from 18 Jan 2012 […][...]
Posts Tagged ‘Mini Mitt’
Romney wants you to take a bus trip with him!
There’s no better way to kick off the beginning or summer than a road trip across America. And who better to hit the road with than Mitt/ .. or even mini me Mitt? Two lucky supporters will get the chance to spend a day on the campaign trail with Mitt. Donate $5 to be automatically […][...]
Romneyisms: Why won’t Mitt Romney just say it?
Why won’t Mitt Romney just say it? Yesterday, Romney was asked 5 times whether he’d reverse President Obama’s new policy giving legal status to DREAM-eligible immigrants. And 5 times, he refused to answer. Mitt must think he can placate his right-wing base without alienating immigrant comm[...]
Washington State Republican Convention, No cheer in Tacoma!
I was a Republican. At least my fellow delegates kept asking me if I was a Republican. This lasted the four days of their state convention. Apparently my credentials had been questioned. I was worried about how many of my fellow delegates were carrying guns, and the chair did tell the audience tha[...]
Mitt and Ann Romney March in Fremont’s Solstice Parade!
As promised …. Mitt and Ann Romney … or at least the mini-me versions, appeared in this year’s Fremont Solstice Parade! Aside from the rather rude comment by one of our co-celebrants, the mini me Romneys were very well received and will soon appear with other celebrants in my essay[...]