The letter left on the desk of new Apple hires reads as follows, according to “M’s” image: There’s work and there’s your life’s work.The kind of work that has your fingerprints all over it. The kind of work that you’d never compromise on. That you’d sa[...]
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Christian Website Proves Obama is a Socialist
Will You Boldly Proclaim“I am a Christian”? Sign the pledge now! billygraham.org/I-am-a-Christian from WND ..abstracted The denial came amid reports of Obama’s participation with the party, including several articles by WND. WND previously reported on newspaper evidence showin[...]
Will this drug treat republicanism?
Article in Psychopharmacology suggests the possibility of a cure for bigotry! Well maybe not a cure, but imagine where this could lead? If we can modify racism, maybe we can “treat” republicans so they become rational? Professor Julian Savulescu of Oxford University’s Faculty o[...]
May 1st, 2012 - 12:37 am § in Hypocrisy
Notre Dame makes bid to go public
While states are effectively privatizing their universities, tradionally private schools may go the other way. The President of Notre Dame said “Moving to a competitive, government-funded environment would make the Catholic school more competitive for the best students.” “We are ex[...]
April 21st, 2012 - 9:15 am § in Misc.
Can North Korea Enter the 21st Century?
All eyes are now on Kim’s third son, Jong-un, the Brilliant Comrade. Will he usher in a technological revolution? Kim Jong-un, aged 27 or 28 (seriously, that’s how backward the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea is; we don’t know when he or his father were born), is reportedly quite compu[...]
April 1st, 2012 - 10:17 am § in Uncategorized
Consort of British Queen Claims He Owns Jerusalem
from Haaretz …..According to the Daily Telegraph, the WikiLeaks document says Prince Philip claims rights to the building based on his family connection to Sergei.Marriages among European royal stock were once common, and so it is not surprising to find that the only living descendent of the 1[...]
April 1st, 2012 - 10:00 am § in America
APPLE’s new iBracelet stores info about health, contacts
Apple has today announced release of its much rumored iBracelet. Going even beyond Apple’s legendary sense of design, the iBracelet is much more than a fashion accessory! Combining a gold bracelt with Apple’s new “Goldfinger” pointing device, the iBracelet is the ultim[...]
FACEBOOK stock plummets
Adam Smith taught us that capital, not money, created the wealth of nations. Capital was the stuff people use to build new factories or plow new ground. Today’s stock market has changed all that. Capital now deal with the ephemeral … “Likes” have replaced ears of corn a[...]