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September 12th, 2012 - 10:00 am § in Uncategorized

The Mitt Action Doll

Click the image for a full selection of Mitt action figures dolls.[...]

September 12th, 2012 - 9:20 am § in America, Jews, Politics

ELECTION 2012: Julian Castro Learned Spanish from Marta Bronstein

San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro gave a great speech opening night  at the Democratic Convention.  Some of it was even in Spanish! Spanish?  Castro’s Mom spoke Spanish but she insisted that no Spanish be used at home as she was raising the twin boys! So, as Julian (now 37 years old!) rose in[...]

September 11th, 2012 - 3:14 am § in America, Politics

Romney, Santorum, the Obama Girl, and the Romney Girl

The Daily Caller Opines on the 2012 version of the Obama Girl video. of course there is also a Romney Girl ad![...]

September 4th, 2012 - 3:21 pm § in America

BREAKING NEWS: Romney and Ryan Campaign Makes Surprise Visit to Port Orchard!

UPDATE:The Romney campaign claims that Mr. Romney is in New Hampshire studing for his exam debate with the law professor from Chicago President. Amazing how the Republicans try to cover up even a little fun trip to Seattle! What a surprise!  My wife and I were in Port Orchard for Labor Day and we [...]

August 31st, 2012 - 9:26 am § in Uncategorized

BREAKING NEWS: Clint Eastwood’s Amazing Performace at the Republican Convention

Watching Ann Romney during the Eastwood address, according to NPR political correspondent Mara Liasson, was like watching “the mother of the bride listening to a drunken wedding toast.”[...]

August 26th, 2012 - 3:26 pm § in America

BREAKING NEWS: Condoms on sale at Republican convention

We at THE Ave are very concerned about possible contacts between Republicans and Tampa low life. We recommend that any such contact involve choice mof one or the other of these themed condoms from a respected manufacturer of politically functional rubbers. Given the record of sexual misbehavior by s[...]

August 19th, 2012 - 11:50 am § in America

SUNDAY REVELATIONS:eBay to ban sales of spells, hexes, magic services

  from Crave: Sorry, Harry Potter fans, you’re going to have to double double toil and trouble somewhere else besides eBay. The online auction giant has just issued category changes and updatesfor the fall. Spells and potions are on the dump list. Discontinued categories include Tarot rea[...]

August 6th, 2012 - 9:48 am § in Hypocrisy, Misc.

BREAKING NEWS: Romney Persona Non Grata in Italy for Bain’s Deal Skirting Taxes

Mitt Romney skipped Italy on his swing through Europe. That was probably prudent. Bloomberg: By Jesse Drucker, Elisa Martinuzzi and Lorenzo Totaro – Aug 6, 2012 That’s because Bain Capital, under Romney as chief executive officer, made about $1 billion in a leveraged buyout 12 years ago that[...]

July 26th, 2012 - 10:11 pm § in Misc.

The Right to Dry

Great video on the assault on our rights by extremists in Oregon, Watchme., Or read this essay from A Slip of a Girl.[...]

June 29th, 2012 - 5:09 am § in Misc.

Is Mitt going to share a hot dog with folks at the NAACP?

Mitt speaks today to the NAACP.  I would give a lot to be present at the rehearsal! Romney will come there with the fullest of baggage.  He was a Mormon bishop before the Deity revealed to the Church that Black folk were actually HUMANS! Going back further he is the heir of the party of […][...]