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Posts Tagged ‘humor’
May 4th, 2013 - 9:05 am § in Uncategorized
President Romney: Fixing the effects of Obamacare on the Kentucky Derby
President Romney Salutes the Immigrant Workers Who Make the Kentucky Derby Possible. In an interview with the magazine “Latino Horse Owners,” President Romney discussed the ways Immigration reform and his revised Obamacare could improve the Kentucky Derby. While showing LHO’s T[...]
March 25th, 2013 - 12:47 pm § in Misc.
Blomgren, Battery Boss, Blames Boeing’s Battery Bummer on Bad Brains at Boeing
Washington, Jan. 25 : George Blomgren, a battery expert for Eveready, a batteries and flashlights company, for 40 years, has said he would never fly in a Dreamliner because of the high level of risk in it. Blomgren said that lithium ion batteries are bundled together for the 787, which increases the[...]
HUMOR: Don’t Eat Cows Fed on Chametz
In Israel, milk and eggs are kosher for Passover only when produced by livestock that is chametz-free. A dairy farmer explains how the holiday alters his routine. By Vox Tablet | Apr 15, 2011 7:00 AM Cows grazing on kosher-for-Passover feed in Ma’aleh Hahamisha, outside of Jerusalem. Dan[...]
March 7th, 2013 - 4:57 am § in Politics, Saudi Arabia
Women’s Rights in Arabia
Saudi- 18 lingerie shops closed for failure to employ women (MENAFN – Arab News) The Labor Ministry in coordination with the Ministry of Municipal and Rural Affairs this week closed 18 lingerie shops in shopping centers east of Riyadh after they failed to employ Saudi women. “We’ll[...]
March 6th, 2013 - 12:42 pm § in America
News you would rather not hear
‘I Held Michael Jackson’s Penis Every Night To Put Condom Catheter On Him,” Conrad Murray Claims The Singer Was Incontinent[...]
February 11th, 2013 - 6:49 pm § in America
Value of the buck
A woman walks past a foreign exchange store in Cairo on Sunday. The Egyptian pound has dropped to around 6.4 pounds to the dollar, a record low. (AFP)[...]
January 31st, 2013 - 10:55 am § in The Ave Scene
Gomer Pyle Marries Stan Cadwallader
Jim Nabors, the actor best known for playing Gomer Pyle on TV in the 1960s, has married his longtime male partner. Hawaii News Now reports Nabors, 82, and Stan Cadwallader, 64, traveled from their Honolulu home to Seattle to be married Jan. 15. Gay marriage became legal in Washington state last mont[...]
After the failed second coming of the Sonics, what can Mr. Balmer do to feed his sports niche?
The Seattle Derby? After the failure to get the NBA to move a basketball team from Sacramento to Seattle, how is Steve Balmer to rescue his zillionaire claim to the ultimate perk .. his own sports team? As we celebrate the Kentucky Derby, I have an idea. The trick for anyone wanting to buy a [&helli[...]