I fished this out of a website called “Good Liars,” who basically are a pair of guys who prank people who have it coming (hence the “good” in their moniker). No doubt Rudes won’t like this, but he can’t do anything about it, because he’s a public figure. Als[...]
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September 1st, 2022 - 5:45 pm § in Donald Trump, Humor
Report: After FBI search, Melania needed new underwear
Sources who don’t wish to be named claim Melania Trump (photo below) bought new underwear after the FBI searched Mar-a-Lago for loose top-secret, secure-facility-only, eyes-only government documents (nuclear secrets, names of spies, etc.). According to sources, Melania “hates people touc[...]
Wanna watch some political porn?
From the Guardian (here): “The most recent salvo in the campaign to make Hunter’s lost laptop the new Hillary’s emails may, at least, bring about a moment of joy for the rest of us. Available for download from 7 September, the movie My Son Hunter is a piece of political [trash] porn dedica[...]
Did they make it to the top?
Seattle’s iconic Space Needle has 832 stairs. If you climb 831 of them, then go down, did you climb the Space Needle? I say NO! you have to climb it again (sign up here), and go all the way to the top, to say you climbed it. Unfair? Life isn’t fair. Photo at left: Members of […][...]
Will anyone care if somebody runs over Kash Patel in his driveway?
Kash Patel (photo, left) is one of the more squalid characters in the Trump stolen secret documents saga. He’s the guy who claimed Trump wouldn’t commit a crime if he compromised national security secrets (nuclear weapons, names of spies, etc.) because, “He can literally stand over[...]
Will Hunter Biden go to jail?
Rightwing claims that Joe Biden’s surviving son is getting special treatment because of his father’s position don’t make sense. If you think about it, and not very much, it seems obvious his dad would be better off with him in a secure facility under responsible adult supervision. [...]
August 26th, 2022 - 12:35 pm § in Donald Trump, Humor
Chrissy vs. Ivanka, ding, Round 1
Whooo boy. While we weren’t watching, Chrissy Teigen and Ivanka Trump were going at it, with Chrissy throwing (and scoring) most or all of the punches. At least, that’s what Jared is saying now. Trying to land some blows of his own, he’s calling Chrissy a “nasty troll” [...]
Book banners step on rake
Across the country, Republicans are banning books from public schools. It’s no different in Keller, Texas, where Christian nationalists recently won control of the school board. Ignoring previous work by a district committee, they concocted a policy that any resident of the school district or [...]
Are Republicans cannibals?
Look, this isn’t my idea, and I didn’t choose that word, nor is this new. Over 15 years ago, in 2007 to be exact, Huffington Post published an essay titled, “Cannibals on the Right: Republicans Eating Their Own.” Sample quote: “Then the Republican ‘you eat me, tha[...]
August 14th, 2022 - 6:27 pm § in Donald Trump, Humor
Contents of Trump’s safe revealed!
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