This couple needs marriage counseling

Kellyanne Conway, a Trump campaign manager and White House adviser, is cashing in with a book deal like many do. (And why not? Crime pays, so why shouldn’t working for Trump, too?)

The main takeaway from her tell-all is she doesn’t like her husband’s attitude.

She “complains bitterly” about him, describing him as “sinister,” apparently because George Conway is a fierce Trump critic (good for him!).

“I had two men in my life,” she snarls. “One was my husband. One was my boss, who happened to be president of the United States. One of those men was defending me. And it wasn’t George Conway. It was Donald Trump.”

She describes their kitchen conversations thusly: “‘What are you doing, George?’ I asked him plainly and calmly. ‘You work for a madman,’ George would say in a loud, sinister voice.” See eye roll above. (He happens to be right.)

She continues, “Night after night, I would come home from a busy day at work. While I was minding dishes, dogs, laundry, managing adolescent dramas and traumas, George would be just steps away from me, tucked away in his home office, plotting against my boss and me.” (Meanwhile, her boss was plotting to overthrow the government.)

I always wondered about these two sleeping together, or whether they did (somebody made a movie about this, see details here), but I guess love is not only blind, but also deaf and dumb sometimes. (In the sense you’d think they would’ve discovered this about each other before getting too thick.)

In any case, assuming divorce isn’t an option (it’s unlikely they’d agree on who gets the dogs), this couple needs marriage counseling. The kind where he sits in a waiting room reading a magazine while a shrink tries to figure out what the hell is wrong with his wife.

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