Eric Greitens (photo, left; profile here), a former governor of Missouri who was forced to resign in disgrace, is trying for a comeback in the 2022 Missouri GOP Senate primary. It doesn’t help that he’s an accused wife-beater, too, and also allegedly smacked the kids around, too (read st[...]
Archive for March 21st, 2022
Ted Crud’s airport meltdown
Montana airport employees called the police (photo, left) on “Cancun Ted” Cruz (R-TX) when he threw a toddler tantrum over missing his flight to Washington D.C. It wasn’t their fault he missed the check-in window, or that replacement seats were hard to come by because Cruz was trav[...]
Hitler couldn’t kill him; Putin did
Borys Romanchenko (photo, left), 96, was a Holocaust victim who survived Buchenwald, Peenemünde, Dora, and Bergen-Belsen. He would have been 19 years old in April 1945, so it’s amazing he survived the camps. In recent years, was vice-president of the Buchenwald-Dora International Committee, a[...]
Do NOT let kitty play with the nuclear button
Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, let your cat get near the Nuclear Red Button. To see why, watch the .gif image at left for what will happen. You know how kitties like to swat at things. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
Trump issues threat to Putin
Trump claims Putin invaded Ukraine because Biden is “weak,” Huffington Post notes (see this story here). So how would he deal with Putin? Like this, he says: “Sending American nuclear submarine patrols into Russian waters” to threaten him. (See that story here). Uh, okey-doke[...]
Bigots dump dog at shelter just for being queer
C’mon, he didn’t bite anyone, all he did was hump another male dog. What’s wrong with that? Talk about “woke.” Well, that’s stiff-necked North Carolinians for you. Probably Trump voters, too. Anyway, Fezco is here (read story here). Wherever he ends up, he’l[...]