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Suez Canal accident is causing a temporary sex toy shortage

The nearly week-long blockage of the Suez Canal delayed hundreds of shipments, including this one:

“A pleasure boat laden with sex toys has been blocked from entering the Suez Canal, causing widespread frustration for customers worldwide. The ship carrying around 20 containers full of ‘dildos, vibrators and male masturbators’ is stuck in the ongoing impasse, with no climax in sight. It’s one of around 230 ships waiting in a ‘traffic jam’ in the red sea while efforts to free up the passage continue.”

Well, the stuck ship has been freed and the canal has reopened, so relief is on the way and life should return to normal soon for all those frustrated consumers.

Read story here.

Image:  Looking down above, with the curved bow it does kinda look like a giant dildo

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