Trump: Elizabeth Warren has too many giraffes.
Press: Sir, Elizabeth Warren doesn’t have any giraffes.
Trump: I’m just saying there’s a giraffe problem. There is a big giraffe problem. [cough] Elizabeth Warren.
Press: It seems like you’re trying to tarnish a political opponent with a made-up problem.
Trump: No, I am against people having too many giraffes. It’s all about giraffes, and this is widespread. There are so many examples of this. You don’t think people should have a bunch of giraffes in their house, do you? What kind of person thinks that is ok?
Press: That’s not happening.
Trump: So many examples. Why, here’s an example, one of so many, but just off the top of my head — look at Elizabeth Warren, who has too many giraffes.
Press: Sir, Elizabeth Warren has no giraffes.
Trump: She stole them from the zoo, you know.
Press: Sir, she doesn’t have any giraffes. The zookeeper says there are no giraffes missing.
Trump: That zookeeper is corrupt. I fired that zookeeper. This is the sort of thing I am talking about. So widespread. Such a problem. The zookeeper, Elizabeth Warren. It looks bad. Really bad. It doesn’t look good!
Press: What.
(From Democratic Underground; to view the original, click here. For an extended version posted on HorsesAss.org, click here and scroll down to #39.)
Not even to the primaries and this election is going to the giraffes, look it is the hyenas demanding equal time, and the parrots are whistling.