Brigham Young University suspended student Madi Barney for reporting being raped to Provo police. BYU’s Mormon-inspired honor code forbids premarital sex. Barney has filed a federal Title IX complaint against the school. Not only that, she also contends the school illegally obtained the incident report from the police “because the alleged rapist’s friend was a sheriff’s deputy who turned it over to the school in revenge.” Here’s what I think will happen after she hires a good lawyer: (1) The school will reinstate her, and (2) she will be a millionaire. Thank God for tort lawyers! Especially when multiple deep-pocketed defendants committed multiple torts against your person and soul. Read the story here. Oh btw, I think BYU should revise its stupid-ass honor code, or at least interpret it differently.