Chinazor OnianwahIf I told anyone who has travelled to the United States and Nigeria that it’s more fun visiting Nigeria, they probably would laugh it off. After all, the USA is a first world with better infrastructure and sophistication in services. Nigeria on the other hand, to the uninitiated or non-omonile, you are confronted with the exact opposite. Call it sophisticated chaos.
And then you peel off the first layer, and then discover that America has nothing to offer- for instance, I have a chauffeur and a car waiting on me round the clock and it costs me about N15,000 a day. That is about $45 and I don’t use it everyday. You can’t get that in Washington DC.
I have just arrived at Elegushin Beach waiting for my model for a photo shoot. From what I’ve heard of her, she lives in utter seclusion and in total nudity. I’m told she never wears any clothes and she is a virgin. Once a high school kid had tried to force himself on her and she cursed him. He convulsed until he gave up the ghost. I also hear that she has the darkest most beautiful skin ever, which is why I have come to see her myself. I am also told that she has the most captivating nipples on her breasts and those who have seen had to be restrained from touching them. I find this hard to believe because my wife has the most beautiful nipples ever. I guess I have to place the nipples side by side and you be the judge. I’m loving my job too much.