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April 7th, 2014 - 8:24 am § in Misc., Russia

BREAKING NEWS: IMPERIALIST RUSSIAN LOYALISTS DECLARE SECESSION FROM UKRAINE

  In a repeat of America’s colonization of northern Mexico and formation of the República de Texas on March 2, Japan’s efforts to settle Japanese in Korea, and China’s colonization of Tibet, 1836, Russia’s settlers have declared impendence for Eastern Ukraine. IMPERIALI[...]

April 7th, 2014 - 7:57 am § in Misc.

BREAKING NEWS: Number of Uninsured Goes Down

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April 7th, 2014 - 4:56 am § in Misc., Science

Knowsitall Award: James Watson on His 86th Birthday

  Today we award the Knowsitall Award for Academic Arrogance to James Watson for his amazing success in taking credit for the work of Rosalind Franklin. There is a general misunderstanding about the Nobel Prize.  The award os not given for the scientist, but for the discovery and only for a[...]

April 7th, 2014 - 1:56 am § in Misc.

BREAKING NEWS: What A Credible Lead Sounds Like

An Australian navy ship towing high-tech ping detection gear borrowed from the U.S. Navy heard a ping that lasted for 2 hours and 20 minutes.  Then, doubling back, it picked up two distinct pings for 13 minutes.  A commercial jetliner has two black boxes, each with a pinger, so if plane wreckage i[...]

April 6th, 2014 - 7:07 pm § in China

It’s Perfectly Audible Now

I understand now why the Chinese are doing their own search away from everybody else, instead of cooperating with the international team.  It’s obvious:  They want to keep their military capabilities secret.  If I had their military capabilities, I would, too.  Let’s review: 1.  The[...]

April 6th, 2014 - 12:55 pm § in The Ave Scene

UW: Who can afford to go to the UW if rents get higher?

Play video to learn about the rent challenges coming for UW students:    [...]

April 6th, 2014 - 8:31 am § in Misc.

Voting Limits in Afghanistan

Afghan women enter a polling station to vote in Jalalabad, east of Kabul, Afghanistan, Saturday, April 5, 2014. Afghan voters lined up for blocks at polling stations nationwide on Saturday, defying a threat of violence by the Taliban to cast ballots in what promises to be the nation’s first de[...]

April 6th, 2014 - 2:54 am § in Misc.

South Carolina: Appoints Confederate General as President of College

Rebellious Faculty Protest Selection of Confederate Partisan as President of the College of Charleston Faculty Senate votes ‘no confidence’ in board (based on materials from the The Post and Courier , The Root and other sources)  Lt. Gov. Glenn McConnell has been chosen by the Board of[...]

April 6th, 2014 - 1:16 am § in America, Hypocrisy, Religion

SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Christian antisemitism

Over at HorsesAss, a commentator states: PUDDY: If you love ANYTHING more than God you are placing an idol in front of God. To sum it up for the HA DUMMOCRETIN God hating morons here… Love God first and He’ll give you all things including that love of your family. SMS replies: Yes, and that [&he[...]