Why do you have so much trouble understanding Me?
I am what am.
I am not good nor bad any more than gravity or evolution are good or bad,
I am all, I am truth.
The costs of denial of Me are what you call My wrath …
White racists denied My truth, and I killed thousands of people.
Lenin denied truths of agriculture, and I caused his people to starve.
Africans denied the prohibition of eating other primates, and I brought humankind HIV.
And now many of you deny your role in global warming,
What am I to do?
Dear G-d,
I know that it’s really you because your omniscient and you would therefore understand that it’s a felony to pretend to be someone else on the Internet.
I’ve given it a lot of thought, and here’s why I think we have so much trouble understanding you.
You can’t spell worth shit. Your grammar sucks. You couldn’t punctuate yourself out of a wet paper sack. Plus you simply don’t make any sense.
See you soon,
Satan
Sad,
Your spell the word God, G-d, as if it were a name.
That is a Jewish tradition, yet Satan is a Christian concept sing Judaism is monotheistic.
So who might this troll be?
A Christian poseur? But in Christianity, the last thing a mere angel would want is to meet his maker, since the Lord ALWAYS wins.
The real Satan? But why would Satan spell God with a hyphen.
Maybe a Christian pretending to be a Jew? Sort like a gay guy dressing in payes and tzetzes to make fun of the cheredim?
Of course, God knows so maybe we need to wait for His next message,