On my birthday: Am I a Descendent of Jesus?

For those who do not read the Roman Church’s calendar. today is a very important day … the Feast of the Holy Circumcision.

Since Jan 1 is also my birthday, I have enjoyed eating clamari in tribute to the loose connection between me and the Christian deity.  Recently, however,  I learned that the connection may be a lot closer than the accident of the Catholic’s choice of Dec 25 as Jesus birthday and therefore his circumcision on my birthday.

I now appear to be a relative, possibly a descendent of Jesus!

This odd idea came to me when I learned from 23&me that on my mothers’ side I descended in art from Neanderthal!

This would not mean much as most “whites” are but my Dad’s genome goes back to the Cro Magnon.

Scientists used to believe that we homo sapiens guys either never lived with Homo Neanderthalis or that Sapiens guys were to picky to fuck neander women.

Now we know that Cro Magnon and Neanderthal fucked each other, where di that occur?  It turns out that it happened in ancient Israel.  This explains my genome and it offers a great explanation of the origins of my far removed  cousin Jesus!

from escience

Mary was a Neanderthal!  This is an artist’s rendering of Prehistoric Jesus chiseling a marijuana pipe from soft limestone. Woman and baby in background are disputed to not be the wife and child of Prehistoric Jesus.

Damian Labuda of the Department of Pediatrics at the University of Montreal and the CHU Sainte-Justine Research Center published in the July issue of Molecular Biology and Evolution the discovery of Neanderthal genes in the X chromosome of non Africans. .  “This confirms recent findings suggesting that the two populations interbred,” says Dr. Labuda. His team places the timing of such intimate contacts and/or family ties early on, probably at the crossroads of the Middle East.

It also explains the mystery of the virgin birth … the impregnation of Mary was “virgin” in the sense that she was a Neanderthal making love to a God-like Jewish man.

Neanderthals are thought to have lived in Israel until about 30,000 years ago.  The physically stronger Neanderthals, possessed the gene for language, played the flute, and had a pure religion.  The question until now has been whether the Neanderthal could have bred with the Jews  of Israel.

The answer is yes, and confirms the parthenogenesis of Jesus as well as the stories of Cain finding his wife outside of the people created by God.  ..  Dr. Labuda and his team  identified a piece of DNAin the human X chromosome that seemed different. When the Neanderthal genome was sequenced in 2010, they quickly compared 6000 chromosomes from all parts of the world to the Neanderthal haplotype. The Neanderthal sequence was present in peoples across all continents, except for sub-Saharan Africa, and including Australia.

So ancient Mary was a Neanderthal, made pregnant not by one of her kind but by a an early Semite, an angel!  This angelic man passed his noble African genes onto the Neanderthal woman.  Through her blood,  the black Africans are the children of God while the rest of us, as told in Genesis, are the children of mating with others.


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