Mitt Romney has gone to the wizards at MIT to devise a new campaign device: TIME TRAVEL! In a bold move, Mitt Romney will travel back in time to kill the liberal versions of himself.[...]
Archive for October, 2012
Halloween and the Supreme Court
DRUG-SNIFFING DOGS – Two disputes involving drug-sniffing dogs will be heard by the court on Halloween. In one, the question is whether a dog brought to the front door of a home to sniff for marijuana amounts to a search. In the other, the court will consider a dog’s reliability and qualific[...]
October 30th, 2012 - 12:54 pm § in Misc.
Romney’s Secret Headquarters
This is the place! Team Romney National Headquarters, To get here you really need to know Boston’s North End … the legendary home of Bulger, Tecce and other great Mafiosa. Romney’s headquarters in a decrepit 60s era building is remarkable only for its high tower ..possible on[...]
October 30th, 2012 - 12:51 pm § in Misc.
ROMNEYISMS: Mitt (mis)quotes Jared Diamond
“Guns, Germs and Steel,basically says the physical characteristics of the land account for the differences in the success of the people that live there. There is iron ore on the land and so forth.” Mitt Romney on Jared Diamond’s great book. Mitt Romney may become our next president. Will h[...]
October 30th, 2012 - 10:39 am § in Misc.
ROMNEYISMS: A brilliant idea
Mitt Romney: When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. Someone needs to e[...]
October 30th, 2012 - 9:12 am § in Misc.
New Vitamin Discovered!
Is this a vitamin? from e! Science. Like other organisms, humans need molecules made outside their bodies …. foods and vitamins. This is the same for many things we evolved to need before farming,, especially nutrients from raw fruits. These natural molecules protected our ancesto[...]