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Archive for August, 2012
August 26th, 2012 - 10:03 am § in Misc.
SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Is Religous Underwear a Threat to Airline Security?
Form-fitting underwear bomb built to foil security WASHINGTON (AP) – Al-Qaida designed a bomb to slip inside form-fitting, brief-style underwear in hopes it would go undetected even if the bomber received an airport pat-down, officials said Wednesday, describing a plot they said was directly o[...]
August 26th, 2012 - 9:04 am § in America
SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Republican Convention Threatened by Hurricane Named for Jewish Forefather
The National Hurricane Center computer models predicted last week that Tropical Storm Isaac, named for the son of Jacob (AKA “Israel)would grow into a hurricane , striking the Republican Convention after moving across Cuba as early as today. GOP and Tampa officials say they have contingency pl[...]
August 26th, 2012 - 4:24 am § in Religion
SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Wrong Asteroid blamed for extinction of dinosaurs
NASA reported last Monday: “As a result of the WISE science team’s investigation, the demise of the dinosaurs remains in the cold case files,” Lindley Johnson, program executive for the Near Earth Object (NEO) Observation Program at NASA. From NASA: According to that theory, [...]
ROMNEYISMS: His buddy Trump
Michael Gerson, Bush II’s former speechwriter, is ringing his hands over Mitt’s friendship with Trump. The latest wrinkle is that Mitt is going to have Trump feature at the Convention … in a skit where Trump fires an Obama impersonator. Such gravitas should not go unrewarded. In [...]
August 25th, 2012 - 6:51 am § in Misc.
General Giap’s 101st birthday
A year ago Raúl Castro congratulatesd General Vo Nguyen Giap on his 100th birthday Dear friend, I am very honored to convey to you, on behalf of the Cuban Communist Party, government and people, as well as myself personally, our most cordial congratulations on your centenary, and to wish you excell[...]
August 24th, 2012 - 12:27 pm § in Uncategorized
BREAKING NEWS: Isaac threatens Mitt and the RNC
The Tampa Bay Times Forum, in evacuation Zone B for category 2 hurricanes is the main site of the Republican National Convention beginning Monday. RNC officials said Thursday that they expect the convention to go on.[...]
August 24th, 2012 - 9:55 am § in Misc.
Anniversary of the Dream Speech
Too wonderful for words. New art in the White House.[...]