“…[A]s though visited with a heavenly inspiration, he resolved to go directly to an advertisement office, and to advertise the loss of his nose.” Gogol, The Nose. (Foreign Policy, Egypt) Anwar El Balkimy, a Member of Parliament for the Nour Party, underwent a nose job on Feb. 29 in[...]
Archive for March, 2012
New iPad Gets North Korean Acclaim
Rumors swirl as Apple releases its first post-Jobs, 2012 products. Apple announced the new iPad at an event for March 7, 2012 at its typical time (10:00 a.m. PST) and at its typical place (Yerba Buena Center for the Arts in San Francisco), with its typical hyperbole and secrecy around what more is c[...]
Ipads smuggled into North Korea
The U.S. bans the export to North Korea of luxury items such as iPhones and iPads. But North Korean programmers working for Nosotek, a software joint venture in Pyongyang managed by Westerners, have developed games for Facebook, the iPhone and iPad, Wii and BlackBerry, company president Volker Eloes[...]
SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Pat Robertson (finally) hears the voice of God
Does It Matter That Pat Robertson Denounced Creationism? Dec 03 by John Hugar In case you haven’t heard, in a recent episode of The 700 Club noted corpse Pat Robertson reluctantly admitted maybe that whole thing about the earth being only 6,000 years old is just kind of, y’know, maybe a complete[...]
Breaking News: Korea
To Korean To KNS Photo Service News FromKOREANCENTRALNEWSAGENCY of DPRK(Democratic People’s Republic of Korea) HOME Past News Introduction to KCNA E-MAIL March 6. 2012 Juche 101 Kim Jong Un Sends Congratulations to Apple’s New Leader Kim Jong Un Extends Special Thanks to Mansudae Art Stu[...]
Challenge on the Ave
a. Hugh Hefner’s father b. FDR c. Adolph Hitler d. Dwight Eisenhower e. Joe McCarthy[...]
CHINA: Xinhua News praises successful destruction of Tibet as Tibet
from Xinhua News. Words in RED emphasized by The AVE Chinese President Hu Jintao (L, front), who is also General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China (CPC) and Chairman of the Central Military Commission, visits deputies to the Fifth Session of the 11th National People&[...]
PURIM HUMOR
Purim, the Jewish equivalent of Halloween and Mardi Gras … from the trailer notes: When a beautiful young Jewish slave girl learns that her people are about to fall victim to a horrible act of genocide, she will be forced to choose between realizing her wildest dreams or stepping into the page[...]