Last Sunday was the Feast of the Holy Circumcision. I think thsee comments from HorsesAss were memorable.
29. Roger Rabbit spews:
@28 I think footballs should be made from the players’ foreskins. If you think they fight over possession of the ball now, just visualize a locker room halftime speech by the coach that goes like this: “If you slugs ever want to see your foreskins again, you have to get possession of the damn ball!”
30. Julius ‘Rosie’ Rosenberg spews:
It is a little known historical fact that Philistine foreskins sauteed in butter and olive oil — with finely chopped onions, mushrooms, and a little kosher salt — was a delicacy much sought after in the Hebrew royal house (serve with some fresh chalal bread and orange sections on the side).
And with 200 of the tasty little morsels, it was a meal truly fit for a King!!! (recipe courtesy of Anthony Bourdain)