Last June, Larry Flynt offered an Anthony Wiener a job working for Hustler, now, in the same spirit:
Mr. President Gadaffhi:
Now that you have been compelled to resignation from your leadership of Libya, I would like to make you an offer of employment at Flynt Management Group, LLC. As a political leader, you are known for your innovation, intensity and imagination. I believe that these attributes combined with your public visibility and talent for showmanship, will make you a valuable asset to this corporation.
This offer is not made in jest. To show our sincerity, Flynt Management Group, LLC is willing to pay twenty percent more than my own level of pay, ensuring that your medical benefits would be equal to what you were previously receiving. While you will have to relocate to our corporate offices in Beverly Hills, California, we would pay for all relocation costs and we can assure you that America will never agree to the extradtion order that has forced you to flee so many other countries.
Again, I cannot emphasize enough the genuineness of this offer. We are a serious corporation which, as you know, has been heavily involved in the political environment for over thirty-five years. Our key missions have consistently included the crucial fight of battling hypocrisy within the federal and state governments. Flynt Management Group, LLC and Hustler Magazine have been dedicated to decades of serious political commentary.
Just as we do not undertake insincere political crusades, we do not make insincere job offers. We see you as leading an effort to bring our crusades to the level of a jihad against hypocrisy at an international level.
While this employment opportunity is being offered in large part due to your qualifications and clear passion for making a change, I feel that your unfortunate resignation is a prime example of unfounded political pressure and the hypocrisy that honors leaders like Raul Castro and Vladimir Putin who lack your understanding of grandeur.
I hope you will sincerely consider this offer, and I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
Larry C. Flynt