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January 19th, 2015 - 11:11 am § in Misc.

SCANDAL! Patriots May Have Used Deflated Footballs In AFC Championship

The Seahawks’ resident witch, Murkl Denny, says the Patriots are evil and doomed to lose.  Mrs. Denny says she can taste evil. “The Patriots are infested with Tea Party spirits,” the witch said.  Mrs. Denny, the descendent of Salem witches,  smiled as she placed her curse on T[...]