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Cher remastered (music video)
Okay, so you’re a Republican and don’t think it’s funny. Republicans have no sense of humor, especially when liberals are laughing at their expense. It’s a free country, they can do their own (although Cher might sue them if they do, but I doubt she’ll sue anybody for t[...]
From now on, unidentified balloons will be SHOT DOWN!
This guy’s no fool; he’s got his ID with him, in case he gets pulled over by an F-16. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
Loren Culp’s crappy police work in child sex case settled for $275,000
A story in the Spokane Spokesman-Review in July 2020 reported (here), “In a long-running lawsuit, a woman accuses police and deputies in Ferry County of failing to properly investigate when she reported a pattern of rape and molestation spanning 12 years of her childhood. Among the defendants[...]
Would you fly on this airline?
Russian regional airlines were bleeding money, so they fired their mechanics. Now Russia’s Transport Ministry wants pilots to maintain their planes themselves (see story here). That could be tricky, as Western sanctions have cut them off from spare parts. But this doesn’t actually chang[...]
Lawyer advertising
I fished this out of a website called “Good Liars,” who basically are a pair of guys who prank people who have it coming (hence the “good” in their moniker). No doubt Rudes won’t like this, but he can’t do anything about it, because he’s a public figure. Als[...]
Would you buy a pardon from this man?
Nobody with a brain thinks the rioters who stormed the Capitol, assaulted police, and threatened to kill government leaders on Jan. 6, 2021, are anything but criminals. But Trump, who incited these people, said on Thursday, September 1, 2022, he will “very, very seriously” consider pardo[...]
Report: After FBI search, Melania needed new underwear
Sources who don’t wish to be named claim Melania Trump (photo below) bought new underwear after the FBI searched Mar-a-Lago for loose top-secret, secure-facility-only, eyes-only government documents (nuclear secrets, names of spies, etc.). According to sources, Melania “hates people touc[...]
Wanna watch some political porn?
From the Guardian (here): “The most recent salvo in the campaign to make Hunter’s lost laptop the new Hillary’s emails may, at least, bring about a moment of joy for the rest of us. Available for download from 7 September, the movie My Son Hunter is a piece of political [trash] porn dedica[...]