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Obama Puts Putin in Check.
PUTIN, 2005: “Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game.” RUSSIAN JOKE, 2015: Heard the one about Vladimir Putin? The oil price and the ruble’s value against the do[...]
RADICAL REPUGNANT REPUBLICANS
Republican staffer says Obama daughters are disrespectful and dress like bar sluts [...]
President Romney Thrilled Us All With His Recitation of the Gettysburg Address
Now that we have a real President, FAUX News is happy. They were outraged, outraged when Obama chose not to attend last year’s Gettysburg address. Reagan did not go. Bushes I and II did not go. JFK did not go. Roosevelt never went, nor Nixon, nor did Billy Bob Clinton. The only president t[...]
So why not veto Keystone XL?
I must admit to some ambivalence about the Keystone pipeline as a political issue. While there is indubitably some impact on the environment, I suspect that on the scale of major environmental issues facing the United States this is relatively minor. On the other hand, adding to the global pollution[...]
Rhetoric: Why I am disappointed in Obama
Obama may be the brightest, most progressive President since Teddy Roosevelt. Why has he such a bad time selling his ideas?[...]
An Ironic Cartoon
This Tea Party cartoon is, ironically, a tribute to the President. In the 21st century, “wars” are not won by tanks, carriers, and huge armies. They are won by the nation who invests in tis economy .. China![...]
Obama (FINALLY) Comes Out For Web Freedom
Obama Expects FCC To Uphold Net Neutrality[...]