You may want to have a barf bag handy for this one. But then, that’s pretty much true of anything involving Ted Cruz, who stood smiling on a debate stage while Donald Trump accused his father of complicity in JFK’s assassination, and fled to Mexico when the Texas power grid failed and so[...]
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Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac killer?
Ted Cruz, who’s never going to be president and opined without evidence that a “liberal” law clerk leaked Justice Alito’s draft opinion overturning Roe v. Wade (see story here), has never denied being the Zodiac Killer. His wife hasn’t denied he’s the Zodiac kille[...]
Can Ted Cruz read?
I got my start with Jack and Jill, and over time gradually progressed to reading the stuff I write about on this blog and a lot more. I’m not sure Ted Cruz made it up the hill, but I doubt he’s read Anti-Racist Baby — he either didn’t bother, or can’t. Ted claims the bo[...]
Ted Cruz wants to legalize bribery
Ted Cruz is already an awful senator, but not one to rest on his dubious laurels, he’s trying to make things worse. He’s suing the Federal Election Commission to overturn a federal anti-corruption law. If he succeeds, that will “enable any lawmaker to make a high-dollar, high-inte[...]
Ted Cruz, nonsense peddler
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) is the man who stood on a debate stage and smiled when Trump called his father a “terrorist,” and later sucked up to Trump. He’s the man who fled to sunny Mexico when his state’s power grid failed and his constituents froze, some to death. He can’t [...]
Ted Cruz goes after Big Bird
Republican anti-vaxxing is so crazy that Sen. Ted Cruz (aka “Ted Crud”) is going after Sesame Street’s Big Bird. And what did Big Bird do to piss off the coward from Texas who embraced Trump with both arms after the latter called his father a terrorist during the 2016 debates? This[...]
February 22nd, 2021 - 12:12 am § in Politics
Mexico comes to Ted Cruz (video)
No need for Ted to go to Mexico, because Mexico will come to him. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
December 9th, 2020 - 10:25 pm § in Misc.
Ted Cruz to argue GOP’s frivolous election lawsuit at Supreme Court
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) has offered to argue the frivolous lawsuit filed by indicted Texas attorney general Ken Paxton and joined by 17 other red states if it reaches the Supreme Court, several media outlets reported on Wednesday, December 9, 2020 (read CNN story here). Meanwhile, with Rudy Giuliani ou[...]
April 18th, 2018 - 5:03 pm § in Donald Trump
New poll finds race between Ted Cruz and Beto O’Rourke “too close to call”
Texas Tribune— A new poll released Wednesday suggests the U.S. Senate race between U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz and U.S. Rep. Beto O’Rourke is far more competitive than many political observers have initially thought. The poll from Quinnipiac University shows the two men in a dead heat: 47 perce[...]