Rudy Giuliani complains a lot these days. About being forced to cough up assets to pay the black Georgia election workers he falsely accused of election fraud. The questions lawyers ask him in court. Even the courtroom artist’s sketches of him.
“You made me look like my dog!” he whined (see story here and drawing below). The dog has never felt so insulted, and is trying to hire security, in case someone takes him for Rudy.
A better solution, I think, is for the election workers to confiscate the dog as part of their collection efforts. How humiliating to Rudy would that be?
Well, he doesn’t sound like he’s all that fond of the dog. How do you put a value on a dog? Plenty of dog owners would say, “Priceless.”
