Here’s who’s on it, and why, according to Mother Jones:
Joe Biden, because he’s “corrupt, and destroyed our borders and elections.”
Alvin Bragg, because “of course he should be jailed.” (Don’t see a specific charge there? Dictators don’t need one.)
Hillary Clinton, because he “could have done it,” and now is thinking he should have done it.
Pro-Palestinian protesters, because Trump doesn’t like them.
Adam Schiff, because what Trump was recorded saying on the Ukraine call that got him impeached was made up by Schiff.
Barack Obama, for spying on him. (Whether this actually happened doesn’t matter.)
Marco Rubio, ostensibly for using a corporate credit card for personal use, but in actuality for running against him in the 2016 primary.
Huma Abedin, for pictures of sailors on submarines.
James Comey, former FBI director, for mishandling classified information. (What? letting Trump steal boxes of it?)
John Kerry, for violating the Logan Act by talking to Iran.
Joe Scarborough, because he murdered someone.
Liz Cheney, because he’d like to murder her for suppressing exculpatory evidence on the Jan. 6 committee.
Andrew McCabe, because Trump doesn’t like him.
Ilhan Omar, for marrying her brother.
Nancy Pelosi, for being friends with Adam Schiff.
Protesters who wanted to see his tax returns.
Miles Taylor, author of the “Anonymous” book dissing Trump.
Hey, I’m not on the list, at least not yet. And neither are you. But I think after he goes through his A-List of enemies, he and his minions eventually may get around to us, too. Because we don’t like him, and that’s reason enough to lock us up.